hxrrypotterisnotstraight

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Remus and Regulus were besties. Change my mind. You can’t.

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that 

Sirius is the type of boyfriend that asks remus if he'd still date him if he was a worm

Remus: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

Happy new year btw

Yes I should

Should be more active on here jezz

Should be more active on here jezz

penis

Uncle Vernon: you should be thankful we are even giving you a bad to sleep and put food in your mouth!

Harry: ISNT that your job

Don’t know why i said thAt

Harry: I’m gonna punch voldy’s nose

Harry: ha get it because-

Hermione: are you gonna be like this the whole time

Harry: sorry I’ll just go fuck myself

Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Harry: dead

Harry: haha I’m hilarious

Hermione: Harry, I’m r ally sorry about hedwig..

Harry: fly high

Hermione:

Harry: get it? Because she can’t fly-

Hermione: Harry you really have to stop dealing with your problems like this

Harry:

Harry: no

James: I asked Evans out

Sirius: what did she say

James: she said-

Remus: spoiler he said no

Sirius spent more time in Azkaban than he spent with James and I didn’t need to I think about this goodnight😃🔫

Voldemort: I’m gonna kill you Harry Potter...

Harry: I’m gonna punch your nose- OH WAIT

If Harry knew about Snape’s obsession for Lily.

Snape: Mr. Potter stop doing that! Ten points from gryffindor

Harry: who are you? My dad?

Snape: No Mr.Potter-

Harry: you wish

Snape:

Harry: *having one family member he cares about*

Universe: haha no

Harry: miss?

Umbridge: yes, Potter?

Harry: why is the ravenclaw symbol a raven?

Umbridge: What else would you want it to be?

Harry: Oh I don’t know- a raven?!?!

Imagine peter talking shit about werewolves since they didn’t know about Remus and him just being like

“haha I know right” like this probably happened- or imagine how many people he heard saying that werewolves were monsters and deserved to die

I don’t care what anyone says being a werewolf is so fucking swag

If Harry died in the battle of hogwarts all of the potters would have been killed by the killing curse. I didn’t need this goodnight

Harry

be scared of the worst wizard in the world, be scared by a huge group of people that want to kill you, be scared of being wanted as a child: ❌

be scared of Hermione calling him by his full name: ✅

Snape: *takes 50 points away from gryffindor cause Harry’s quill spilled*

Harry: *sighs* I give up

Harry: *gets up*

Snape: where are going?!?!

Harry: to go visit my mom

WHY DID THIS SCENE NOT GO LIKE THISS

Snape: Mr. Potter.. our new celebrity

Harry: yea cause I love being remembered for my parents’ death and me basically having a fucking scar on my forehead for the rest of my life

Harry: ah yes, the joy of a celebrity

Snape:

Everyone:

Ron: *getting a howler for flying with the car*

Harry: ah yes, the privilege of not having parents

Voldemort: I want you to beg me for mercy

Harry: so am I gonna die now?

Voldemort: I am going to kill you Harry Potter

Harry: woah that’s sick

Voldemort:

Harry: I couldn’t care less tho

Harry: do it

Harry: don’t be suprised if you still haven’t killed a kid that you’ve been after for 17 years

lol what

The only good thing Voldemort did was kill James Potter.

Imagine if Lily was in the triwizard tournament- cause I just know that in the second task her person would be Remus (at least in their 4th year)

Sirius: *sneaking back into the house through the window*

Regulus, turning on a lamp light: You want to tell me where you’ve been?

Sirius: I-I was with James.

James, turning around from the chair in the corner and opening the light: wanna try that again?

Hermione: if you cry yourself to sleep clap your hands

Harry: *clap clap*

Everyone:

Hermione: Harry- are you okay?

Harry: no <3