James: I Asked Evans Out

Wtf

Remus and Regulus were besties. Change my mind. You can’t.

I still have no idea how tf this works

Remus: *breathes*

Sirius: marry me

Sirius: *sneaking back into the house through the window*

Regulus, turning on a lamp light: You want to tell me where you’ve been?

Sirius: I-I was with James.

James, turning around from the chair in the corner and opening the light: wanna try that again?

Harry: *fighting with Draco*

Draco: please, what are you doing to do? Tell your mom?

Harry: if you are going to insult my dead parents at least put something more original

The reason why I hate snape so much- is because he knew Harry had no idea of the wizarding world, he knew he was realized by muggles and that he knew no magic or basically nothing about the wizarding world- but then HUMILIATES HIM by asking him questions he knew he wouldn’t have an answer too, and for what? Cause he looked like his dad and his mom who he was obsessed with broke his heart boo hoo cry me a river. God I hate snape

My username that’s all I have to say

Sirius: I don’t have a crush on Remus!

James: lol ok

Remus: *walks in*

Sirius: o

Voldemort: I want you to beg me for mercy

Harry: so am I gonna die now?

Voldemort: I am going to kill you Harry Potter

Harry: woah that’s sick

Voldemort:

Harry: I couldn’t care less tho

Harry: do it

Harry: don’t be suprised if you still haven’t killed a kid that you’ve been after for 17 years