Uncle Vernon: You Should Be Thankful We Are Even Giving You A Bad To Sleep And Put Food In Your Mouth!

Remus: *kisses sirius*

Sirius: NO KISSING UNTIL MARRIAGE?!!!!?!!?!

Remus: *sigh* WE ARE LITERALLY MARRIED

WHY DID THIS SCENE NOT GO LIKE THISS

Snape: Mr. Potter.. our new celebrity

Harry: yea cause I love being remembered for my parents’ death and me basically having a fucking scar on my forehead for the rest of my life

Harry: ah yes, the joy of a celebrity

Snape:

Everyone:

Snape: *takes 50 points away from gryffindor cause Harry’s quill spilled*

Harry: *sighs* I give up

Harry: *gets up*

Snape: where are going?!?!

Harry: to go visit my mom

James: I asked Evans out

Sirius: what did she say

James: she said-

Remus: spoiler he said no

Happy new year btw

Sirius spent more time in Azkaban than he spent with James and I didn’t need to I think about this goodnight😃🔫

My username that’s all I have to say

Harry: miss?

Umbridge: yes, Potter?

Harry: why is the ravenclaw symbol a raven?

Umbridge: What else would you want it to be?

Harry: Oh I don’t know- a raven?!?!

Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Harry: dead

Harry: haha I’m hilarious

Imagine if Lily was in the triwizard tournament- cause I just know that in the second task her person would be Remus (at least in their 4th year)