If Harry Died In The Battle Of Hogwarts All Of The Potters Would Have Been Killed By The Killing Curse.

Remus: *breathes*

Sirius: marry me

penis

Harry: *fighting with Draco*

Draco: please, what are you doing to do? Tell your mom?

Harry: if you are going to insult my dead parents at least put something more original

I still have no idea how tf this works

Uncle Vernon: you should be thankful we are even giving you a bad to sleep and put food in your mouth!

Harry: ISNT that your job

no

Yes I should

Should be more active on here jezz

Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Harry: dead

Harry: haha I’m hilarious

Voldemort: I’m going to kill you Harry Potter.

Harry: lol ok

Harry: kind of ironic actually lmao all do the potters would be killed by the killing curse

Voldemort:

Harry: do it bitch I dare you

I hate the wizarding world so much sometimes, like- no of course they couldn’t check Sirius’ wand for his last spell let’s let him rot in Azkaban for a crime he didn’t commit