Hermione: If You Cry Yourself To Sleep Clap Your Hands

Happy new year btw

WHY DID THIS SCENE NOT GO LIKE THISS

Snape: Mr. Potter.. our new celebrity

Harry: yea cause I love being remembered for my parents’ death and me basically having a fucking scar on my forehead for the rest of my life

Harry: ah yes, the joy of a celebrity

Snape:

Everyone:

Voldemort: I’m gonna kill you Harry Potter...

Harry: I’m gonna punch your nose- OH WAIT

Don’t know why i said thAt

If I see one more “this is very Sirius” joke I’m gonna cry

Harry: I’m gonna punch voldy’s nose

Harry: ha get it because-

Hermione: are you gonna be like this the whole time

Harry: sorry I’ll just go fuck myself

This is so cool I’m gonna cry

Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Harry: dead

Harry: haha I’m hilarious

Wtf

Sirius: *sneaking back into the house through the window*

Regulus, turning on a lamp light: You want to tell me where you’ve been?

Sirius: I-I was with James.

James, turning around from the chair in the corner and opening the light: wanna try that again?