Some Guy In Ancient Greece, Pointing At A Perfectly Climbable Mountain: There Are Gods Up There!

Remus: *breathes*

Sirius: marry me

Sirius: I don’t have a crush on Remus!

James: lol ok

Remus: *walks in*

Sirius: o

Couldn’t they have used a time turner to bring back the potters or where they all just not ravenclaws

Voldemort: I’m going to kill you Harry Potter.

Harry: lol ok

Harry: kind of ironic actually lmao all do the potters would be killed by the killing curse

Voldemort:

Harry: do it bitch I dare you

Imagine if Lily was in the triwizard tournament- cause I just know that in the second task her person would be Remus (at least in their 4th year)

Imagine peter talking shit about werewolves since they didn’t know about Remus and him just being like

“haha I know right” like this probably happened- or imagine how many people he heard saying that werewolves were monsters and deserved to die

I don’t care what anyone says being a werewolf is so fucking swag

I hate the wizarding world so much sometimes, like- no of course they couldn’t check Sirius’ wand for his last spell let’s let him rot in Azkaban for a crime he didn’t commit

This is so cool I’m gonna cry

Harry: miss?

Umbridge: yes, Potter?

Harry: why is the ravenclaw symbol a raven?

Umbridge: What else would you want it to be?

Harry: Oh I don’t know- a raven?!?!

Ron: *getting a howler for flying with the car*

Harry: ah yes, the privilege of not having parents