Imagine Peter Talking Shit About Werewolves Since They Didn’t Know About Remus And Him Just Being Like

Wtf

Sirius: I don’t have a crush on Remus!

James: lol ok

Remus: *walks in*

Sirius: o

Hermione: Harry, I’m r ally sorry about hedwig..

Harry: fly high

Hermione:

Harry: get it? Because she can’t fly-

Hermione: Harry you really have to stop dealing with your problems like this

Harry:

Harry: no

WHY DID THIS SCENE NOT GO LIKE THISS

Snape: Mr. Potter.. our new celebrity

Harry: yea cause I love being remembered for my parents’ death and me basically having a fucking scar on my forehead for the rest of my life

Harry: ah yes, the joy of a celebrity

Snape:

Everyone:

Remus: *breathes*

Sirius: marry me

If Harry died in the battle of hogwarts all of the potters would have been killed by the killing curse. I didn’t need this goodnight

Should be more active on here jezz

I can just imagine Harry being told he has the grim and he is all like

“You have the g-grim”

Harry: what does that mean

“That you will die a post painful death”

Harry: oh nice

Everyone:

Harry: what am I supposed to act upset

Sirius: *sneaking back into the house through the window*

Regulus, turning on a lamp light: You want to tell me where you’ve been?

Sirius: I-I was with James.

James, turning around from the chair in the corner and opening the light: wanna try that again?

Voldemort: I want you to beg me for mercy

Harry: so am I gonna die now?

Voldemort: I am going to kill you Harry Potter

Harry: woah that’s sick

Voldemort:

Harry: I couldn’t care less tho

Harry: do it

Harry: don’t be suprised if you still haven’t killed a kid that you’ve been after for 17 years