Voldemort: I’m Gonna Kill You Harry Potter...

Remus: *breathes*

Sirius: marry me

I still have no idea how tf this works

If Harry died in the battle of hogwarts all of the potters would have been killed by the killing curse. I didn’t need this goodnight

no

Dumbledore: Hmm... let’s not have actual professionals to deal with the most evil wizard of them world that could kill all of us in a second-

Dumbledore: that’s it! Let’s throw all of this pressure to a 17 year old

Sirius spent more time in Azkaban than he spent with James and I didn’t need to I think about this goodnight😃🔫

Happy new year btw

Ron: *getting a howler for flying with the car*

Harry: ah yes, the privilege of not having parents

Voldemort: I want you to beg me for mercy

Harry: so am I gonna die now?

Voldemort: I am going to kill you Harry Potter

Harry: woah that’s sick

Voldemort:

Harry: I couldn’t care less tho

Harry: do it

Harry: don’t be suprised if you still haven’t killed a kid that you’ve been after for 17 years

Imagine if Lily was in the triwizard tournament- cause I just know that in the second task her person would be Remus (at least in their 4th year)