Sirius Is The Type Of Boyfriend That Asks Remus If He'd Still Date Him If He Was A Worm

Happy new year btw

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that 

Hermione: if you cry yourself to sleep clap your hands

Harry: *clap clap*

Everyone:

Hermione: Harry- are you okay?

Harry: no <3

Harry: miss?

Umbridge: yes, Potter?

Harry: why is the ravenclaw symbol a raven?

Umbridge: What else would you want it to be?

Harry: Oh I don’t know- a raven?!?!

Sirius: *sneaking back into the house through the window*

Regulus, turning on a lamp light: You want to tell me where you’ve been?

Sirius: I-I was with James.

James, turning around from the chair in the corner and opening the light: wanna try that again?

Remus and Regulus were besties. Change my mind. You can’t.

Uncle Vernon: you should be thankful we are even giving you a bad to sleep and put food in your mouth!

Harry: ISNT that your job

Imagine if Lily was in the triwizard tournament- cause I just know that in the second task her person would be Remus (at least in their 4th year)

If Harry died in the battle of hogwarts all of the potters would have been killed by the killing curse. I didn’t need this goodnight

Remus: *kisses sirius*

Sirius: NO KISSING UNTIL MARRIAGE?!!!!?!!?!

Remus: *sigh* WE ARE LITERALLY MARRIED