Lol What

Hermione: Harry, I’m r ally sorry about hedwig..

Harry: fly high

Hermione:

Harry: get it? Because she can’t fly-

Hermione: Harry you really have to stop dealing with your problems like this

Harry:

Harry: no

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that 

Hawt

Don’t know why i said thAt

I still have no idea how tf this works

no

Imagine if Lily was in the triwizard tournament- cause I just know that in the second task her person would be Remus (at least in their 4th year)

Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Harry: dead

Harry: haha I’m hilarious

Sirius: I don’t have a crush on Remus!

James: lol ok

Remus: *walks in*

Sirius: o

Voldemort: I’m going to kill you Harry Potter.

Harry: lol ok

Harry: kind of ironic actually lmao all do the potters would be killed by the killing curse

Voldemort:

Harry: do it bitch I dare you