Ron: *getting A Howler For Flying With The Car*

Hawt

Imagine peter talking shit about werewolves since they didn’t know about Remus and him just being like

“haha I know right” like this probably happened- or imagine how many people he heard saying that werewolves were monsters and deserved to die

I don’t care what anyone says being a werewolf is so fucking swag

This is so cool I’m gonna cry

If Harry knew about Snape’s obsession for Lily.

Snape: Mr. Potter stop doing that! Ten points from gryffindor

Harry: who are you? My dad?

Snape: No Mr.Potter-

Harry: you wish

Snape:

Remus and Regulus were besties. Change my mind. You can’t.

Imagine if Lily was in the triwizard tournament- cause I just know that in the second task her person would be Remus (at least in their 4th year)

Harry: *fighting with Draco*

Draco: please, what are you doing to do? Tell your mom?

Harry: if you are going to insult my dead parents at least put something more original

Voldemort: I want you to beg me for mercy

Harry: so am I gonna die now?

Voldemort: I am going to kill you Harry Potter

Harry: woah that’s sick

Voldemort:

Harry: I couldn’t care less tho

Harry: do it

Harry: don’t be suprised if you still haven’t killed a kid that you’ve been after for 17 years

Sirius is the type of boyfriend that asks remus if he'd still date him if he was a worm

Remus: *kisses sirius*

Sirius: NO KISSING UNTIL MARRIAGE?!!!!?!!?!

Remus: *sigh* WE ARE LITERALLY MARRIED