Harry: Miss?

Hermione: Harry, I’m r ally sorry about hedwig..

Harry: fly high

Hermione:

Harry: get it? Because she can’t fly-

Hermione: Harry you really have to stop dealing with your problems like this

Harry:

Harry: no

Uncle Vernon: you should be thankful we are even giving you a bad to sleep and put food in your mouth!

Harry: ISNT that your job

Dumbledore: Hmm... let’s not have actual professionals to deal with the most evil wizard of them world that could kill all of us in a second-

Dumbledore: that’s it! Let’s throw all of this pressure to a 17 year old

Harry: I’m gonna punch voldy’s nose

Harry: ha get it because-

Hermione: are you gonna be like this the whole time

Harry: sorry I’ll just go fuck myself

The reason why I hate snape so much- is because he knew Harry had no idea of the wizarding world, he knew he was realized by muggles and that he knew no magic or basically nothing about the wizarding world- but then HUMILIATES HIM by asking him questions he knew he wouldn’t have an answer too, and for what? Cause he looked like his dad and his mom who he was obsessed with broke his heart boo hoo cry me a river. God I hate snape

Harry: *fighting with Draco*

Draco: please, what are you doing to do? Tell your mom?

Harry: if you are going to insult my dead parents at least put something more original

Harry: *having one family member he cares about*

Universe: haha no

Voldemort: I’m gonna kill you Harry Potter...

Harry: I’m gonna punch your nose- OH WAIT

Sirius: *sneaking back into the house through the window*

Regulus, turning on a lamp light: You want to tell me where you’ve been?

Sirius: I-I was with James.

James, turning around from the chair in the corner and opening the light: wanna try that again?

Remus: *breathes*

Sirius: marry me