Remus And Regulus Were Besties. Change My Mind. You Can’t.

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that 

lol what

The only good thing Voldemort did was kill James Potter.

Remus: *kisses sirius*

Sirius: NO KISSING UNTIL MARRIAGE?!!!!?!!?!

Remus: *sigh* WE ARE LITERALLY MARRIED

Wtf

Hawt

Don’t know why i said thAt

Harry: miss?

Umbridge: yes, Potter?

Harry: why is the ravenclaw symbol a raven?

Umbridge: What else would you want it to be?

Harry: Oh I don’t know- a raven?!?!

Voldemort: I want you to beg me for mercy

Harry: so am I gonna die now?

Voldemort: I am going to kill you Harry Potter

Harry: woah that’s sick

Voldemort:

Harry: I couldn’t care less tho

Harry: do it

Harry: don’t be suprised if you still haven’t killed a kid that you’ve been after for 17 years

Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Harry: dead

Harry: haha I’m hilarious

Should be more active on here jezz