Should Be More Active On Here Jezz

Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Harry: dead

Harry: haha I’m hilarious

Harry: miss?

Umbridge: yes, Potter?

Harry: why is the ravenclaw symbol a raven?

Umbridge: What else would you want it to be?

Harry: Oh I don’t know- a raven?!?!

Voldemort: I want you to beg me for mercy

Harry: so am I gonna die now?

Voldemort: I am going to kill you Harry Potter

Harry: woah that’s sick

Voldemort:

Harry: I couldn’t care less tho

Harry: do it

Harry: don’t be suprised if you still haven’t killed a kid that you’ve been after for 17 years

lol what

The only good thing Voldemort did was kill James Potter.

Harry: *fighting with Draco*

Draco: please, what are you doing to do? Tell your mom?

Harry: if you are going to insult my dead parents at least put something more original

James: I asked Evans out

Sirius: what did she say

James: she said-

Remus: spoiler he said no

Sirius: I don’t have a crush on Remus!

James: lol ok

Remus: *walks in*

Sirius: o

My username that’s all I have to say

Couldn’t they have used a time turner to bring back the potters or where they all just not ravenclaws

Voldemort: I’m gonna kill you Harry Potter...

Harry: I’m gonna punch your nose- OH WAIT