Hermione: Harry, I’m R Ally Sorry About Hedwig..

Don’t know why i said thAt

If I see one more “this is very Sirius” joke I’m gonna cry

Harry: *having one family member he cares about*

Universe: haha no

no

Voldemort: I want you to beg me for mercy

Harry: so am I gonna die now?

Voldemort: I am going to kill you Harry Potter

Harry: woah that’s sick

Voldemort:

Harry: I couldn’t care less tho

Harry: do it

Harry: don’t be suprised if you still haven’t killed a kid that you’ve been after for 17 years

Sirius: I don’t have a crush on Remus!

James: lol ok

Remus: *walks in*

Sirius: o

If Harry died in the battle of hogwarts all of the potters would have been killed by the killing curse. I didn’t need this goodnight

Harry: *fighting with Draco*

Draco: please, what are you doing to do? Tell your mom?

Harry: if you are going to insult my dead parents at least put something more original

If Harry knew about Snape’s obsession for Lily.

Snape: Mr. Potter stop doing that! Ten points from gryffindor

Harry: who are you? My dad?

Snape: No Mr.Potter-

Harry: you wish

Snape:

I still have no idea how tf this works