If Harry knew about Snape’s obsession for Lily.
Snape: Mr. Potter stop doing that! Ten points from gryffindor
Harry: who are you? My dad?
Snape: No Mr.Potter-
Harry: you wish
Snape:
Sirius is the type of boyfriend that asks remus if he'd still date him if he was a worm
no
Voldemort: I’m gonna kill you Harry Potter...
Harry: I’m gonna punch your nose- OH WAIT
This is so cool I’m gonna cry
Remus and Regulus were besties. Change my mind. You can’t.
Imagine peter talking shit about werewolves since they didn’t know about Remus and him just being like
“haha I know right” like this probably happened- or imagine how many people he heard saying that werewolves were monsters and deserved to die
I don’t care what anyone says being a werewolf is so fucking swag
penis
Happy new year btw
Remus: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
lol what