Voldemort: I Want You To Beg Me For Mercy

Snape: *takes 50 points away from gryffindor cause Harry’s quill spilled*

Harry: *sighs* I give up

Harry: *gets up*

Snape: where are going?!?!

Harry: to go visit my mom

Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Harry: dead

Harry: haha I’m hilarious

Harry: *having one family member he cares about*

Universe: haha no

Voldemort: I’m going to kill you Harry Potter.

Harry: lol ok

Harry: kind of ironic actually lmao all do the potters would be killed by the killing curse

Voldemort:

Harry: do it bitch I dare you

Harry: miss?

Umbridge: yes, Potter?

Harry: why is the ravenclaw symbol a raven?

Umbridge: What else would you want it to be?

Harry: Oh I don’t know- a raven?!?!

If Harry knew about Snape’s obsession for Lily.

Snape: Mr. Potter stop doing that! Ten points from gryffindor

Harry: who are you? My dad?

Snape: No Mr.Potter-

Harry: you wish

Snape:

Harry

be scared of the worst wizard in the world, be scared by a huge group of people that want to kill you, be scared of being wanted as a child: ❌

be scared of Hermione calling him by his full name: ✅

I hate the wizarding world so much sometimes, like- no of course they couldn’t check Sirius’ wand for his last spell let’s let him rot in Azkaban for a crime he didn’t commit

penis

Ron: *getting a howler for flying with the car*

Harry: ah yes, the privilege of not having parents