Hermione: What Do You Wanna Be When You Grow Up?

I can just imagine Harry being told he has the grim and he is all like

“You have the g-grim”

Harry: what does that mean

“That you will die a post painful death”

Harry: oh nice

Everyone:

Harry: what am I supposed to act upset

Sirius: I don’t have a crush on Remus!

James: lol ok

Remus: *walks in*

Sirius: o

Sirius is the type of boyfriend that asks remus if he'd still date him if he was a worm

no

I still have no idea how tf this works

Voldemort: I’m going to kill you Harry Potter.

Harry: lol ok

Harry: kind of ironic actually lmao all do the potters would be killed by the killing curse

Voldemort:

Harry: do it bitch I dare you

The reason why I hate snape so much- is because he knew Harry had no idea of the wizarding world, he knew he was realized by muggles and that he knew no magic or basically nothing about the wizarding world- but then HUMILIATES HIM by asking him questions he knew he wouldn’t have an answer too, and for what? Cause he looked like his dad and his mom who he was obsessed with broke his heart boo hoo cry me a river. God I hate snape

Yes I should

Should be more active on here jezz

Harry: *fighting with Draco*

Draco: please, what are you doing to do? Tell your mom?

Harry: if you are going to insult my dead parents at least put something more original

This is so cool I’m gonna cry