Sirius Spent More Time In Azkaban Than He Spent With James And I Didn’t Need To I Think About This

Ron: *getting a howler for flying with the car*

Harry: ah yes, the privilege of not having parents

Imagine if Lily was in the triwizard tournament- cause I just know that in the second task her person would be Remus (at least in their 4th year)

I still have no idea how tf this works

Harry

be scared of the worst wizard in the world, be scared by a huge group of people that want to kill you, be scared of being wanted as a child: ❌

be scared of Hermione calling him by his full name: ✅

Remus: *kisses sirius*

Sirius: NO KISSING UNTIL MARRIAGE?!!!!?!!?!

Remus: *sigh* WE ARE LITERALLY MARRIED

Uncle Vernon: you should be thankful we are even giving you a bad to sleep and put food in your mouth!

Harry: ISNT that your job

James: I asked Evans out

Sirius: what did she say

James: she said-

Remus: spoiler he said no

Don’t know why i said thAt

Sirius: I don’t have a crush on Remus!

James: lol ok

Remus: *walks in*

Sirius: o

Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Harry: dead

Harry: haha I’m hilarious