Sirius: *sneaking Back Into The House Through The Window*

Harry

be scared of the worst wizard in the world, be scared by a huge group of people that want to kill you, be scared of being wanted as a child: ❌

be scared of Hermione calling him by his full name: ✅

Harry: I’m gonna punch voldy’s nose

Harry: ha get it because-

Hermione: are you gonna be like this the whole time

Harry: sorry I’ll just go fuck myself

Uncle Vernon: you should be thankful we are even giving you a bad to sleep and put food in your mouth!

Harry: ISNT that your job

penis

Remus: *breathes*

Sirius: marry me

Remus and Regulus were besties. Change my mind. You can’t.

Remus: *kisses sirius*

Sirius: NO KISSING UNTIL MARRIAGE?!!!!?!!?!

Remus: *sigh* WE ARE LITERALLY MARRIED

Should be more active on here jezz

I hate the wizarding world so much sometimes, like- no of course they couldn’t check Sirius’ wand for his last spell let’s let him rot in Azkaban for a crime he didn’t commit

James: I asked Evans out

Sirius: what did she say

James: she said-

Remus: spoiler he said no