Happy New Year Btw

Voldemort: I’m going to kill you Harry Potter.

Harry: lol ok

Harry: kind of ironic actually lmao all do the potters would be killed by the killing curse

Voldemort:

Harry: do it bitch I dare you

Voldemort: I’m gonna kill you Harry Potter...

Harry: I’m gonna punch your nose- OH WAIT

Don’t know why i said thAt

Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Harry: dead

Harry: haha I’m hilarious

I can just imagine Harry being told he has the grim and he is all like

“You have the g-grim”

Harry: what does that mean

“That you will die a post painful death”

Harry: oh nice

Everyone:

Harry: what am I supposed to act upset

Remus: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

This is so cool I’m gonna cry

lol what

The only good thing Voldemort did was kill James Potter.

If Harry knew about Snape’s obsession for Lily.

Snape: Mr. Potter stop doing that! Ten points from gryffindor

Harry: who are you? My dad?

Snape: No Mr.Potter-

Harry: you wish

Snape:

Hermione: Harry, I’m r ally sorry about hedwig..

Harry: fly high

Hermione:

Harry: get it? Because she can’t fly-

Hermione: Harry you really have to stop dealing with your problems like this

Harry:

Harry: no