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3 years ago

Cameron: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Julian: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life.

*Emma walks in*

Julian: oH mY gOD! CaMeRon, aRE yOu oKAy? wHAt happened tO yOu?


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3 years ago

Mark: Justice is best served cold

Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater

Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?


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3 years ago

Okay, I'm going to say this once and for all,

Kit Herondale is canonically bisexual! He is attracted to both girls and boys.

If I see YET ANOTHER comment on "iT's nOt hIs GiRlfrIenD bUt bOyfrieNd!!" I'll scream.

It's possible that Kit may have a boyfriend that Tessa is unaware of, BUT it is also possible for Kit to have a girlfriend.

BUT CAN Y'ALL PLEASE STOP STRAIGHT-WASHING KIT OR HATING ON HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND??

If this isn't biphobia, I don't know what is!


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3 years ago

Tessa: You have really pretty eyes

Will, suspiciously: Thank you…?

Tessa: *leans in slowly*

Will: NO! You can’t have them!

Tessa:


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3 years ago

Emma, holding Church: If you don’t kiss your cats on their soft little foreheads, what are you even doing?

Alec, looking at Chairman Meow: Yelling at them for trying to eat plastic


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3 years ago

Will: “You are a beautiful and intelligent person of many talents.”

Will: These fortune cookies are incredibly accurate!

Gabriel: Mine just says “wipe your nose”

Jem: William, this is clearly your handwriting


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3 years ago

Lucie: Ok, you need to start telling me why-

Grace: It’s better if I don’t tell you

Lucie: Better for who? Cause I’m not loving it. Friends, we tell each other things. There’s an exchange of information, leading to intimacy.

Grace:

Lucie: OK. Sometimes, when I’ve run out of toilet paper, I use sliced bread to clean myself. If I run out of that, I use slices of ham. It’s like a poor man’s wet wipe. I’m sharing that with you.

Grace, horrified: I really wish you hadn’t


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3 years ago

Jem, on the verge of tears: You bought me a present?

Kit: Oh, I wouldn’t say “bought” exactly… Let's say I obtained.


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3 years ago

Jem, to the fire alarm: How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took out your battery! How could you-

Fire Alarm: Beep

Jem: Don’t interrupt me


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3 years ago

The Shadowhunters Chronicles x Brooklyn 99

Idk why I made this but enjoy ig

Matthew Fairchild:

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Matthew Fairchild:

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Isabelle lightwood:

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Anna Lightwood:

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Christopher lightwood:

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3 years ago

Cecily: Will is in trouble again!

Gabriel: Yeah, well, I broke my leg… what did he do?

Cecily: He hit someone with a car. How did you break your leg?

Gabriel: … sOMEoNe hit me with a car

Will, in the background: Lightworm, are you coming or not? I don't care, but I'm going to pay the Silent City a visit now, with or without you.


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4 years ago

Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-

Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.


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