Will: I was BORN a winner! I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven!
Jem: That’s… that’s not good…
Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like
Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*
Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.
Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.
Matthew: You should take off your glasses more often
James: *stops*
James: *looks around*
Matthew: What is it? Did you lose anything?
James: It looks like I lost all my fucks and I have none to give
Alastair: Thomas, can you forgive me? Matthew forgave me.
Matthew, angry: Yeah, I can't wait for you to fall asleep tonight.
Okay, I'm going to say this once and for all,
Kit Herondale is canonically bisexual! He is attracted to both girls and boys.
If I see YET ANOTHER comment on "iT's nOt hIs GiRlfrIenD bUt bOyfrieNd!!" I'll scream.
It's possible that Kit may have a boyfriend that Tessa is unaware of, BUT it is also possible for Kit to have a girlfriend.
BUT CAN Y'ALL PLEASE STOP STRAIGHT-WASHING KIT OR HATING ON HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND??
If this isn't biphobia, I don't know what is!
Charles: Whenever I’m mad at Matthew I tighten the lids on all of our jars so that he has to ask me for help…
*sound of glass shattering, screaming from distance*
Charles: It hasn’t worked yet…
Alec: FUCK THE CLAVE
Magnus, sighing: Honey, you ARE the clave
Thomas: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Matthew: Okay, but in my defense, James bet me 3 pounds that I couldn’t drink all the shampoo
Thomas: That’s not what I wanted to-
Thomas: You drank SHAMPOO?
Julian: It's really cold outside.
Kit: Just like my heart.
Julian: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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