Kit: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire
The whole institute: STOP
Will: [tapping on the table]
Gabriel: [tapping back furiously]
Cecily: What’s going on?
Tessa: They learned morse code so they could talk to each other secretly.
Will: .-.. .. --. .... - .-- --- .-. –
Gabriel: [slams fists on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Tessa, looking around Kit’s room: That’s odd. There are takeout food containers in the trash...
Kit: That’s my dinner from last night.
Tessa: What’s odd is that they’re in the trash
Kit: whats it called when you're like bisexual, but for like, your hands?
Julian: AMBIDEXTROUS????
Ty: Kit, please don’t pronounce “Hors D’oeuvres” as “horse divorce” ever again
Lucie: There was a guy I liked...
Matthew: I'm the guy.
Lucie: You're not the guy.
Matthew: You call me "sweety" all the time.
Lucie: I call everyone sweety.
Matthew: ...
Lucie: ...
Matthew: You tramp!
Will: [pours salt in Jem’s tea]
Jem: [sips tea]
Will:
Jem: [finishes tea]
Will: … didn’t the tea taste weird?
Jem: Well, yes. But I didn’t want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Will, tearing up: Okay
Will: I don’t think we thought this through very well…
Jem: I could’ve told you that ten fuck-ups ago.
Jem, to the fire alarm: How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took out your battery! How could you-
Fire Alarm: Beep
Jem: Don’t interrupt me
Will: I don't always make great decisions under pressure.
*a few weeks ago*
Tessa: What the fucking hell is this?!
Will: An Alpaca! I got the last one!
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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