Jem: Coca Cola Can Remove Rust From Metal, Imagine What It Can Do To Your Body!

Jem: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it can do to your body!

Kit: It gets rid of the rust

Jem: That’s not how it works…

Kit: Well, I’ve been drinking soda all my life and my body is rust free… not sure where you’re getting your facts from.

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