lasthourstid

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Julian: Maybe I don’t get a healthy amount of sleep, but can other people do this?

Julian, stands up and blacks out immediately:

Will: I have a plan

Tessa: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Jem: He said he had a plan, not a miracle

Cristina: You do realize that murder is a crime, right?

Emma: Show me the law

Cristina: *hands her a book*

Emma: I’m not reading all of that

Isabelle: Love is dumb

Isabelle, glancing at Simon: And I’m the dumbest bitch alive

Ok ok, I'm back why is the ghost Charles, but all in one post and with order and stuff :)

I'm going to use rinadragomir's post which is this one

Why do I think Charles is possibly the ghost

We know it's a him: so Charles

He reacted very violently to being called Matthew Fairchild, which would make sense, because he wouldn't want to be mistaken by his brother

He obviously knows the merry thieves too well

Connected to the Castairs by Alastair, who I think really never got over. That would also explain the dagger, and why the ghost reacted like that to it.

Cassie said the ghost was from the old books, like TID. Well, maybe she ment that he's from old books, as in, books from the 1900? Charles is also at the end of Clockwork Princess, maybe it counts? My theory has flaws, I know👌🏾

Not the best perosnalty, but trying to be useful? Charles. Maybe he realised he's a bigger worm than Benedict and decided to try to make things right, but a little late? So now he has to do it on a ghost form.

He is obviously connect to the Lightwoods, and he was Grace Blackthorn's fiance, thought it doesn't seem like that big of a deal for him to be imprisoned in the blackthorn manner. Maybe it is because something that happens in chot?

And the last one, silver bracelet or ring... No idea 🙃 woah

Tessa: *banging on the door* Kit, open up

Kit: When I was three I was forced to eat dog food and-

Tessa: Open the damn door

Jem: What’s for dinner?

Will: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise

Jem: Is it soup?

Will: I soup-pose it could be

Jem: Enough with the soup puns!

Will: You never soup-port my jokes

*five minutes later*

Jem: It's FISH

Jem: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say

Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us

Kit, driving with Jem: You’re gonna yeet off the next exit

Jem: I’m going to what

Christopher: *taking a sip out of a flask* You want some of this?

Matthew: Sure

Matthew: Is that soup, what the-

Jem: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan

Will: We attack Mortmain with hummus

Jem: I stand corrected

Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee

Mark: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

Ty: Actually it’s-

Kit: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

Emma: Yeah, I do believe that’s the expression

Mark, bleeding from a cut: Help! I’m covered in flesh juice!

Julian: You’re covered in what?

Mark: Flesh juice!

Julian: I’ll just let you die

Thomas: Can you teach me… how to hoe?

Matthew: Rude

Matthew: [sips wine]

Matthew: but yes

Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater

Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit

I can't believe we all fogot about this

Kit : ugh, I’ve always wanted to be a super spy. I even had a secret identity. In public, my dad would tell people I was someone else’s kid

Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like

Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*

Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.

Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.

Thomas: Thanks for letting me stay here.

Matthew: Of course! As they say in France,

'mi casa es tu casa'.

Thomas: That's Spanish.

Matthew: People can speak Spanish in France too!

Lily: Me and Elliott are going to Taki's, wanna come?

Raphael: It's Elliott and I.

Lily: What?

Raphael: It’s “Elliott and I” not “Me and Elliott”

Lily: Yeah, actually it’s Elliott and I, because you’re not coming with us anymore.

Magnus: You’re late

Raphael: Don’t even start, I wasn’t even going to come

Matthew: So, I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes and thought “Wow, animals are easily entertained.”

Matthew: But then I realized I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes.

Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…

Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?

Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here

Will: Tess! Let me buy this big teddy bear for you!

Tessa: I don’t need it, Will, I already have one

Will: Aww, what’d you name it?

Tessa, blushing: … William

Will: AW, YOU NAMED A STUFFED ANIMAL AFTER ME?

Tessa: *face palm*

Valentine: Ok, so, um, you’re like a son to me

Jace: Well, you raised me

Valentine: Exactly, so join me and we’ll kill all the filthy downworlders-

Jace: No

*Looks over to Clary*

Valentine: You’re like a son to me-

Clary: I’m out

12 years old Emma: By the angel, Jace is so cool!

*meanwhile*

Jace: There’s no water in this bottle

Alec: You have to open it first, Jace

magnus, to alec: you’re a psychopath that eats cereal dry

The TSC fandom, every Monday, just like clockwork:

Cameron: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Julian: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life.

*Emma walks in*

Julian: oH mY gOD! CaMeRon, aRE yOu oKAy? wHAt happened tO yOu?

Kit: sometimes I talk to myself for no reason

Kit: me too