Thomas: Where Do You Want To Be In Five Years, Alastair?

Thomas: Where do you want to be in five years, Alastair?

Alastair: *under his breath* Hopefully in your bed

Thomas: What was that?

Alastair: I sAid HoPEFULLY DEAD!

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3 years ago

Demon: You'll run away if you're smart

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James: Please tell me I’m imagining that I got drunk and claimed I was the King of All Ducks.

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4 years ago

Police Officer: Turn around

Matthew: 🎵 Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never comin’ round 🎵

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Matthias:

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George Lovelace was worthy and the Mortal Cup can go fuck itself

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Matthew: *looks over at James* Poke

James: *without looking up from his book* Poke

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James: Poke *pokes Matthew on the arm*

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James: Poke!

Matthew: POKE

James: POKE

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