Mark: Justice Is Best Served Cold

Mark: Justice is best served cold

Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater

Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?

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4 years ago

Valentine: Voyages are like children

Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed

Jocelyn: wHat?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Kit: Please, don't do this to me!

Ghost!Will: *eating a Kit Kat bar in bites instead of in bar*

Kit, crying: Please, stop-

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will and Gabriel: *running up to each other* *doing a really long complicated handshake*

Will, deadpan: I’ve never met someone weaker or uglier than you.

Gabriel: You’re so annoying. I hate you so much.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Jace: lol mundanes are so clueless look at Simon what an idiot

Also Jace: tf is a mango?

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Will: Tess! Let me buy this big teddy bear for you!

Tessa: I don’t need it, Will, I already have one

Will: Aww, what’d you name it?

Tessa, blushing: … William

Will: AW, YOU NAMED A STUFFED ANIMAL AFTER ME?

Tessa: *face palm*

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Gideon at 2 am: Sophie, wake up so we can discuss our love for each other

Sophie: By the angel, I love you so much!

vs.

Tessa at 2 am: Will, if you want to discuss how to exterminate all ducks on earth for good I’m leaving you.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

I am so curious to know what kind of personality Gideon Lightwood had before he went to Spain in his travel year. We know he was kind of asshole because Will or Jem (I really don't recall!) mentioned that he was worse than Gabriel (and at time Gabriel was a prideful brat).

It would have been very funny to see a bad boy version of him

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Gabriel: Just be casual, try some light flirting

Gideon: Got it

*later*

Sophie: Nice work out there, high five!

*high fives Gideon*

Gideon: *intertwines fingers*

Sophie: what-

Gideon: I am in love with you :3

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: But I can't go outside. I'm allergic to pollen and social situations.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I think I found a way to make money

Gabriel: You'd make a decent stripper

Will: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about...

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