Will: I was BORN a winner! I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven!
Jem: That’s… that’s not good…
Will: I don’t think we thought this through very well…
Jem: I could’ve told you that ten fuck-ups ago.
Tessa: Happy Birthday, Will! I got you a present!
*Jem walks through the door*
Will: OHMYGOD you got me JEM?
Tessa: No, no. It’s this book-
Will, through tears: HE’S PERFECT, TESSA, I LOVE HIM! Thank you!
Will: If anyone gives you any trouble, just tell them the fish don’t come knocking twice.
Jem: What does that even mean?
Will: They’ll know.
Jem: I highly doubt that.