Matthew: My Life Is Like A Romantic Comedy

Matthew: My life is like a romantic comedy

Matthew: Except there’s no romance. It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

If you ever feel happy, just remember that your favorite character probably hates you and will call you a whiny little bitch for crying over them ;)

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Julian: In an emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.

Kit: How long do they burn if it’s not an emergency?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Mugger: *points gun* Your money or your life

Julian: Sure thing

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

happy father’s day to julian blackthorn and jem carstairs and will herondale and gideon lightwood and gabriel lightwood and alec lightwood and magnus bane!! ( and maybe to robert lightwood too, bcs he tries )

and also a fuck you to johnny rook, elias carstairs, and valentine morgenstern. they can choke.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: Please tell me I’m imagining that I got drunk and claimed I was the King of All Ducks.

Matthew: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Jem: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan

Will: We attack Mortmain with hummus

Jem: I stand corrected

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cordelia: Why are you lying on the floor?

Alastair: I have depression

Cordelia: Oh-

Alastair: I have also been stabbed three times

Cordelia: oH-

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I didn’t do it

Jem: Then why are you laughing?

Will: Because whoever did it is a freaking genius

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: So the police showed up and everybody ran, so I did, too.

Matthew: And I started climbing down this fire escape.

Matthew: And then I heard a cop yell to put your hands up,

Matthew: so I did and I fell... onto him.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa: I make it policy never to date a peasant!

Cecily: Same

Tessa: Aren't you engaged to Gabriel?

Cecily: Aren't you married to my brother?

Tessa: ...

Cecily: ...

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