Jem, on the verge of tears: You bought me a present?
Kit: Oh, I wouldn’t say “bought” exactly… Let's say I obtained.
matthew fairchild would call everyone bestie
Inej throwing her knife at the Darkling has the same energy as Emma throwing hers at Sebastian in City of Heavenly Fire
James: Where is Matthew?
Thomas: Well, apparently Matthew won a big award...
James: Nice try. The only person who'd believe that would be Matthew.
Christopher: He's in jail!
Thomas: Kit, what did I say?
Christopher: That it was only a matter of time?
Thomas, blushing: Okay, no, didn't say THAT.
Thomas: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Matthew: Okay, but in my defense, James bet me 3 pounds that I couldn’t drink all the shampoo
Thomas: That’s not what I wanted to-
Thomas: You drank SHAMPOO?
Jem: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say
Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us
How do we feel about the fact that Kit and Ty are gonna be the only main tsc protagonists that are actually adults in the clave
Actual friendly reminder that Magnus (and apparently Alec too) reads comics and is probably part of the MCU fandom
Matthias:
Will, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: Get the FUCK out of my car!
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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