Will: Octopi Could Hug Four People Simultaneously, Because Raziel Bless Them With The Ability To Do So.

Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-

Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.

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Will: A ghost slapped my ass.

Jem: What? Did I hear that right?

Will: You heard me right. A. Ghost. Slapped. My. Ass.


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5 years ago

Henry: Do you want a cup of tea? Milk is in the fridge.

Henry: Where else to put your milk?

Henry: But there's a windowsill outside.

Henry: I always thought if I invented the windowsill with special compartments - you know, one for milk, one for yoghurt - I could get a lot of money.

Henry: I probably should write that down...

Everyone else:

Henry: Do You Want A Cup Of Tea? Milk Is In The Fridge.

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3 years ago

me reading cob for the first time: mmhm idk if i like these mcs

clary: *slaps jace for the 10%*

me: you had my interest… but you now you have my love little girl

Me Reading Cob For The First Time: Mmhm Idk If I Like These Mcs

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Matthew: Jamie, what's that note?

Christopher: Bet it's from a girl in the lunchroom who wants a taste of corn dog.

Thomas: Was that a sex joke?

Christopher: It's...

Christopher: ...

Christopher: I don't know, shut up.


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