Latest Posts by looks-golden - Page 5

Gosalyn: My hands are cold.

Dewey: Here, let me hold them.

Gosalyn: My lips are cold too.

Dewey: *covers Gosalyn's mouth with their hand*

Gosalyn: So, Boyd and Lena.

Gosalyn: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto…

Boyd: We had a bad day.

Gosalyn: And… MURDER?!

Lena: It was a pretty bad day…

June: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-

June, to Dewey: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Lena, to Boyd: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Webby: There are two types of people.

June: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Lena: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having June for dinner.

Gosalyn : What is wrong with you people?

Webby: Shut up, chocolate.

Dewey: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Violet: Okay.

Dewey: And make out during the scary parts. Violet: Th-

Violet: The scary parts.

Violet: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Dewey: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Dewey: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*

Dewey: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

May & Huey:*Playing video games*

Louie: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

May: *silence*

Huey: *silence*

Louie, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

May & Huey in shame: Yeah...

Gosalyn: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?

Webby: I thought the animals might be lonely.

Huey, talking to Boyd: Well Boyd, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Dewey do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.

Boyd: …

Dewey, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!

Gosalyn: Dewey, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Dewey: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

May: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Webby: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Dewey can fight in that dress either.

Dewey: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

Gosalyn: Dewey, please calm down.

Dewey: I asked for two large fries! Dewey: *dumps fries onto table*

Dewey: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Dewey , very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Gosalyn : *half asleep* Dewey , this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.

Dewey: Let me copy your homework.

Gosalyn: I was gonna copy yours.

Dewey: Well, shit.

Gosalyn: Guess I'm not doing it.

Lena: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Gosalyn: I like you.

Gosalyn : The stars are so beautiful...

Dewey : They're just giant balls of gas.

Gosalyn : You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Dewey : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Gosalyn : Oh...

Gosalyn: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Dewey: Even better!

Gosalyn: What the fuck did you-

Dewey: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Dewey: *is throwing stones at Gosalyn 's window*

Gosalyn : You have a phone for a reason, Dewey! *THUD*

Gosalyn : DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

Huey: Dewey likes to win. When they were 8, a little junior woodchuck friend of theirs bragged they could sell the most cookies.

Huey: Damned if Dewey didn't walk the neighborhood till they got blisters on their feet, and won by 10 boxes.

Huey: Best part is, Dewey wasn't even a junior woodchuck.

Dewey: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Gosalyn : ...what happened?

Dewey: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Dewey: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Gosalyn , stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Lena, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Gosalyn : Coming right up.

Gosalyn : Dewey ... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Dewey : *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Gosalyn : Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable

Dewey : You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Gosalyn : Making four accounts.

Dewey , tearing up: Really...?

Lena:Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? Violet : ICARUS?

Gosalyn : *sees someone doing something stupid*

Gosalyn : What an idiot.

Gosalyn : *realizes it's Dewey*

Gosalyn : Wait, that's MY idiot!

Dewey, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Dewey, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Dewey : Hey Lena, wanna third wheel on my date with Gosalyn tomorrow?

Lena: Sure.

Dewey : Webby! Wanna third wheel on my date with Gosalyn tomorrow?

Webby: Sure.

Dewey : Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Lena &Webby: ...

Gosalyn : Dewey ...

Dewey: So what's for dinner?

Gosalyn , staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Dewey, pointing: May I sit there?

Gosalyn : That's my lap

Dewey: That doesn't answer my question,

Gosalyn .

Dewey: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Violet: Mind your language!

Dewey: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Violet:

Dewey: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.