Gosalyn: Dewey, Please Calm Down.

Gosalyn : *sees someone doing something stupid*

Gosalyn : What an idiot.

Gosalyn : *realizes it's Dewey*

Gosalyn : Wait, that's MY idiot!

Funniest possible song from Bill's POV toward Ford is "Hello" by Adele.

imagine if instead of taunting Ford in Mabelcorn, Bill had approached him like this. would it work no. would it be hilarious yes.

Bonus points if you imagine it in his voice. He's playing the piano. He's really into it. Ford left the room two minutes ago and Bill hasn't noticed.

Women with swords. You agree. Reblog.

Would you write another kangham with the words first also thanks for writing these they are helping feed my maladaptive daydreaming

“I accepted all your excuses at first,” Debbie said carefully, even though Randy was looking increasingly uncomfortable, “but they’re getting more and more ridiculous. Why don’t you trust me?”

“Promise me it stays between us first, or I can’t tell you anything,” Randy said immediately, and Debbie winced; the reputation that proceeded her was not unfounded—especially when she was already wondering why Randy had said or I can’t tell you anything, because what would make him say that if he wasn’t being threatened and trying to keep her safe, and if that were the case, who was threatening him and why?—but it hurt that he thought she’d put a good story above him.

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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

Dewey, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Dewey, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Fanart for my new favourite crackship

Reblog if you believe trans rights are human rights.

Damian: I’m not gender neutral. I’m gender evil.

Tim: …are you coming out to us right now?

Reblog if you’d attend!!