Gosalyn: Dewey, Are You Drinking… Drinking Hydrogen Peroxide?!

Dewey: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Gosalyn , stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Lena, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Gosalyn : Coming right up.

Many years ago, I tried to explain My Hero Academia characters to my brother in the least helpful way possible. I would now like to share this with you lot.

Starting with these

June: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-

June, to Dewey: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Lena, to Boyd: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Webby: There are two types of people.

Will you continue your rc9gn fic

I'm going to assume this is about "You Are My Sunshine", and if it is this is the most wild thing I could have logged into to see lol. I appreciate your interest! And I'm happy to say that, yes, I will continue it! Eventually.

The latest chapter has been sitting in my Google Docs, waiting for my inspiration to come back to it. I hate to keep people waiting, especially since so many have been supportive and genuinely interested in this crazy idea of mine! A lot has been going on in my life, personal stuff, and with other hyper-fixations taking up 98% of my brain space it's been hard for me to get back into it. As it is, the latest chapter I've written is missing a lot of heart and I don't want to publish something half-assed, especially with everyone being so patient.

Thank you for taking the time to ask me about the fic! It might seem like a small gesture, but as a person who is still grappling with the idea that there are people who exist that won't totally hate my work, it means a lot! I'm slowly getting back into the swing of things, and I hope to publish a new chapter soon. Thank you again, and have a wonderful day :)

The Collector: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down.

The Archivists: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kid’s cartoon?

The Collector: I’m saying that “We all are going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

bunch of dewelyn and weblena incorrect quotes

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• Lena: Why is Gosalyn crying on the floor?

• Webby: They're drunk.

• Lena: And?

• Webby: They saw a picture of Dewey's spouse.

• Lena: But they're Dewey's spouse.

• Webby: I know. =================================

• Gosalyn: We need a way to lure in new customers?

• Dewey: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

• Webby: Lena bath water.

• Lena: ABSOLUTELY NOT! =================================

• Gosalyn: Damn, the power went out.

• Dewey: Don’t worry, I got this.

• Dewey: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

• Gosalyn: What-?

• Dewey: I swallowed a glow stick!

• Gosalyn, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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• Webby: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

• Dewey: Eyy, homie!

• Gosalyn: But then there's cootie...

• Lena: Die. =================================• Dewey: Don’t mansplain this to me!

• Gosalyn: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

• Dewey: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does! =================================

• Gosalyn: Any advice before Lena and I fight?

• Dewey: Don’t wet yourself in public.

• Gosalyn: Not the kind of advice I was looking for! =================================

• Gosalyn: *closes a cabinet*

• *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*

• Dewey: What was that?

• Gosalyn: The sound of someone else's problem. =================================

• Gosalyn: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

• Dewey: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

• Gosalyn: Holy moly- =================================

• Gosalyn: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Dewey, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

• Dewey: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death. =================================

yo, anyone got good show/movie recommendations? Big fan of The Owl House, Amphibia, Gravity Falls, and Helluva Boss

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