Gosalyn : Dewey ... You've Been Cuddling With Me For Over And Hour Now.

amab yet possibly genderfluid confused on how i feel about this

plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺

May: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Webby: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Dewey can fight in that dress either.

Dewey: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

So based on my previous question would their be others like dipper and trese around the world as occlut Detectives but nit know it

It would make sense if there was due to how widespread the paranormal or mythical activity is. I mean, the Amphibia girls found the music box in a pawn shop of all things. Luz found her way to the Owl House through another door. Dipper and Mabel just went on vacation to visit their weird uncle. Magic and the supernatural is everywhere, and due to the fact that you have to do digging to find something, there must be other detectives.

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Rc9gn randy and first ninjawords unite the others

“What the cheese is that supposed to mean?” Randy exclaimed, flinging a hand toward to words inked in the air that boldly proclaimed A ROPE IS NOT WOVEN WITH A SINGLE STRAND.

“One need not face every task alone,” First Ninja replied, “for where one may break, many may hold fast.”

“Uh huh, yeah, bring people together and unite them against the Sorceress and whatever,” Randy said, waving a hand as if to dismiss what First Ninja had said about the Norisu Nine earlier (because that couldn’t be his point since it hadn’t been the nine of them who’d stopped the Sorcerer way back when), “but how am I supposed to do that without telling anyone anything important?”

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bunch of dewelyn and weblena incorrect quotes

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• Lena: Why is Gosalyn crying on the floor?

• Webby: They're drunk.

• Lena: And?

• Webby: They saw a picture of Dewey's spouse.

• Lena: But they're Dewey's spouse.

• Webby: I know. =================================

• Gosalyn: We need a way to lure in new customers?

• Dewey: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

• Webby: Lena bath water.

• Lena: ABSOLUTELY NOT! =================================

• Gosalyn: Damn, the power went out.

• Dewey: Don’t worry, I got this.

• Dewey: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

• Gosalyn: What-?

• Dewey: I swallowed a glow stick!

• Gosalyn, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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• Webby: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

• Dewey: Eyy, homie!

• Gosalyn: But then there's cootie...

• Lena: Die. =================================• Dewey: Don’t mansplain this to me!

• Gosalyn: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

• Dewey: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does! =================================

• Gosalyn: Any advice before Lena and I fight?

• Dewey: Don’t wet yourself in public.

• Gosalyn: Not the kind of advice I was looking for! =================================

• Gosalyn: *closes a cabinet*

• *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*

• Dewey: What was that?

• Gosalyn: The sound of someone else's problem. =================================

• Gosalyn: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

• Dewey: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

• Gosalyn: Holy moly- =================================

• Gosalyn: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Dewey, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

• Dewey: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death. =================================

Gosalyn: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?

Webby: I thought the animals might be lonely.