Gosalyn: You’re Charged With…..breaking Into A Pet Store?

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Hilda: boy it sure is muggy outside

Frida: if i go outside and all our mugs our sitting on the front porch we're getting a divorce

Hilda: quitley sips from bowl

Uncle scrooge what does the red blinking light on the plane mean launchpad and mom never really told me on an unrelated note the left wing is on fire=)

Uncle scrooge im gonna take the plane for a ride with gosalyn we'll be back by dinner

(Ps this is dewey im on an alt account

Ok lad but don't be late and don't get into trouble like last time!

If you crash the plane your out of the will :)

Sorry about my last ask but can you do kangham with the word taken

Some part of Randy was aware that he should move, toss out some Ninja Throwing Stars or Ninja Electro-Balls or show the Robo-Mantis his Ninja Sword Slice or try to rescue Debbie with a brilliantly-timed Ninja Scarf Snatch, but….

But he’d stumbled and frozen when he’d heard her cry his name because she’d been looking at him—at the Ninja—as she’d called out to him, too preoccupied with doing so to dodge the robot, and then he’d just watched as she’d been grabbed and taken away, her scream still ringing in his ears as he tried to get his feet to run so he could follow and catch up and—

“I’m coming,” he promised, as much to himself as to her, before he broke into a sprint.

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We rise at dawn, my friends.

Dewey: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Dewey: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*

Dewey: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Hey hi if you’re an active ducktales or darkwing fan artist/writer/creator can you do me a favor and drop a like or reblog on this post? I need more of the blorbos back on my dash

huh margeret and mordecai are getting along hopefully mordecai doesn't get attached

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

bunch of incorrect ducktales quotes

June, throwing their head into Doofus's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Doofus, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Huey: Your smile? It makes my day.

Violet: Your happiness? I live for that.

June: A room? Get one.

Dewey: Hotel? Trivago.

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Doofus: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Dewey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

May: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Dewey: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Lena: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Dewey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Gosalyn : Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

Violet: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

Gosalyn : Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

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Louie: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Webby: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!