Dewey : You Call Yourself My Soulmate, But Where Were You When My Meme Only Had Four Likes?

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

Ducktales 2017 timeline: ranting

One tiny thing that is icking me about Ducktales is that there is rarely any clear dates, or seasons for how much time passesor when the episodes happen. Like, obviously most episodes do not happen directly after the previous one unless they are double episodes like the season finales the first two episodes or the darkwing duck episodes in S3.

In addition to that exact topic, I'm gonna have to say that by logic, the spear of Selene incident , at the point of S2 when Della came back, should have been 11 instead of 10 years.

While (again) not entirely clear in what season the show even starts, it's summer for most people, which also makes sense with the trees being green and everything, so either summer or late spring

The first episode obviously also didn't play on the exact day of Della dissapearing for 10 years, cause by simple logic that would've been made clear. So yeah, still closer to 10 years but as in someone saying they are 10 years old and not "10 years and so many months"

We have the whole christmas time travel episode (that I just rewatched which made me write this post) in S2 with Dewey meeting young Donald and Della. This now tells us, Donald and the triplets have been living with Scrooge for at least half a year.

After that we're back to the generic cartoon spring/summer season

Ergo: The showmakers were to lazy to properly think of the fact that time INDEED DOES PASSES, also in a cartoon. Not to forget that this could've given us:

A triplet birthday episode in S1 or S2

An episode on the date of the spear of Selene incident with everyone like "ah phooey, now it's been 11 years already" with possible bonding between Donald and Scrooge

A GOOD TIMELINE I COULD REFERENCE IN MY HEAD FOR ANYBODYS SAKE

Yes. I know this is a kids show. Not to forget a kids show from Disney, but I'm always happier when I know how much time passes between events in shows or movies. It gives my brain satisfaction. This is also often (not always) a reason for me disliking episodically structured shows.

reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

Fanart for my new favourite crackship

unraveling the mysteries it all started with the big bang

Huey, Dewey & Louie Production art (1999)

Dipper Pines headcanons

●he started wearing glasses at 14 due to astigmatism

●he learned how to play and be good at multiple card games because of stan and ford

●has a pet named echo thats a shadow creature from the shadow realm

●skipped senior high and decided to go on a cross country trip to solve mysteries

●a part of bill is stuck in his head after he touched the book of bill at 15 he's been haunted by nightmares ever since

●he learned he had a natural affinity for all magic types due to bill possessing his body

●uses playing cards imbued with magic for basic spells when fighting

●took kick boxing classes after their first summer

●is a published science fiction writer under the pen name Dr. P has published 3 of his journals and a guidebook

●has tattoos imbued with magic charms all over his body that each have their own unique purpose

●has met a variant of himself that was lost to bill due to this his greatest fear is losing control to bill

● had an amicable break up with pacifica after his 16th birthday due to him becoming kore secretive over bill and her wanting to leavethe supernatural behind

●has more of an inventive streak making gadgets mixed with magic

●has friends who have experience with the supernatural and talk to each other on group messages

●has the enchiridion

●ends up dating janna ordonia in the future

●became more of a paranormal investigator at 16 wanting to help solve supernatural crimes

Archivist #1: We're still not over what he did to those overgrown lizards! Luz: Lizards? You mean dragons? Archivist #2: Uh, no... Luz? Do you know that whole "dinosaurs going extinct" thing? Luz: Yeah... *The Archivists pause and roll their eyes in the Collector's direction. Luz's eyes widen* Luz: That was YOU?! *The Archivists nod in unison* Archivist #3: All because we said he couldn't have the last cookie. Collector: *blows a raspberry, then folds their arms and pouts*

Sorry about my last ask but can you do kangham with the word taken

Some part of Randy was aware that he should move, toss out some Ninja Throwing Stars or Ninja Electro-Balls or show the Robo-Mantis his Ninja Sword Slice or try to rescue Debbie with a brilliantly-timed Ninja Scarf Snatch, but….

But he’d stumbled and frozen when he’d heard her cry his name because she’d been looking at him—at the Ninja—as she’d called out to him, too preoccupied with doing so to dodge the robot, and then he’d just watched as she’d been grabbed and taken away, her scream still ringing in his ears as he tried to get his feet to run so he could follow and catch up and—

“I’m coming,” he promised, as much to himself as to her, before he broke into a sprint.

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Dewey : Hey Lena, wanna third wheel on my date with Gosalyn tomorrow?

Lena: Sure.

Dewey : Webby! Wanna third wheel on my date with Gosalyn tomorrow?

Webby: Sure.

Dewey : Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Lena &Webby: ...

Gosalyn : Dewey ...