Dewey: Welcome To My Very First Vlog, In Which I Try Different Hair Products!

This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 

unraveling the mysteries it all started with the big bang

Huey, Dewey & Louie Production art (1999)

Reblog if you’d attend!!

Hey, yall. I read this fic before in Fanfiction.com or AO3, I'm not sure, and the plot is basically Bill tasking Mabel and the rest of the crew to retrieve objects, I think they're crystals? And he entrusted with them his fav/best soldier/assassin which is my fav boi Dipper, but the Pines don't know that and hate him on sight.

The Pines all assumed he was dead but actually Dipper was kidnapped along with other kids like Gideon and another girl Dipper befriended who had the ability to cast magic. Gideon has his own area that he's entrusted with cuz he betrayed Dipper and the girl who was attempting to escape.

Its a lot of angst and Pines bonding and I'm pretty sure Dipper dies in the end but there's an alternate ending where he doesn't. Also I think Dipper had magical tattoos that were significant to Bill?? But I can't remember since it's been a year since I've read it. I hope I gave enough details. I would be really grateful if anyone could help me out^^ Thank you!!

Bruce: i’m having a baby

Dick: that’s gre-

Bruce, slamming adoption papers onto the table: it’s you, sign here

The start of a new adventure

"The sounds of machinery and electricity running can be heard from McDuck Labs.

Most would think this was just another of Dr. Gearloose’s inventions, but they'd be wrong inside the lab.

Three figures could be seen as they are hard at work on the very machine itself.

Dr. Gear loose was running diagnostics on the software of the machine, Dr. Crackshell-Cabrera was handling the programming and was on stand-by with the gizmo duck armor in case of any problems with the machine while their latest intern, 18 yr old Huey Duck was keeping record of the first testing.

Nearby Darkwing Duck, Launchpad McQuack, Dewey Duck, and Gosalyn Waddlemeyer can be seen just nearby, but wait, why are they there, you ask? Well, the machine in question is none other than the ramrod itself' the very machine that almost folded the fabric of existence itself the very same one that brought Professor Waddlemeyer to an unknown universe.

Today they are beginning the testing phase of the ramrod after 7 years since its initial deactivation.As the scientists continued their work, Gosalyn looked unsure of the situation, she was excited that they could finally find her grandfather but was worried about what might have happened to him.

Unknown to Gosalyn Dewey noticed her worry.“Hey Gos you feeling okay” Dewey saysShe looks at him, realizing she had been too quiet.“Yeah just thinking” Gosalyn told him.Dewey looked at her. After 7 years of being her friend, he knew when something was bothering her.

"Gos are you worried something might happen". Dewey said.

Gosalyn looked at him kinda shocked he knew what she was worried about but realized she couldnt lie to him since he knew her too well.

"Its just that its been 7 years since it happened it just makes me wonder what happened to him" Gosalyn said.

Dewey saw the distraught in her eyes and the worry on her face as she said that.

"Gos everything is gonna be fine if your grandpa is every bit as amazing as you said he is than I just know he'd do anything to get back to you" Dewey said"I know that its just getting harder to hold on for hope after this long I really want to believe he's still out there but its just getting harder to do" Gosalyn said"Gos i know its hard searching for someone that might be gone just hold on hope we can Dewey this" Dewey said with a smile.Gosalyn just rolled her eyes at the pun but smiled at his words.Gosalyn and Dewey walked towards Gyro to check if testing is done.

"Hey Bowtie is it almost ready?" Gosalyn said as she approached him.

"Just finishing the last of the procedures and we’ll be good to go ponytail" Gyro had said under a secrion of the machine.

"So uh not to sound dumb or anything but how does it exactly work" Drake said.

"Unlike the first version of the ramrod this will be a gateway to other dimensions instead of punching holes into them once the testing phase is complete we can help Gosalyn find her grandfather" Huey said.

"I think that should do it what do you think doctor Gearloose" Fenton said after adjusting the coding.

"Hmm it seems fine though have red intern have a look at it Dr intern" Gyro said.

Fenton called Huey over to check it out. Huey double checked the coding and it seemed to be fine with nothing out of the ordinary about it and it seemed to be fine.

"It seems fine to me and the safety precautions have all been handled so I think we can start testing what do you think doctor Gearloose? " Huey said.

"Well everything seems to be in order so I think we can start" Gyro said while double checking the everything one last time.

"Alright than everyone stand on the other side of the yellow line were about to begin testing" Gyro said while starting the machine.