Dewey, Seeing A Banana On The Car Seat: What The FUCK??

Sorry about my last ask but can you do kangham with the word taken

Some part of Randy was aware that he should move, toss out some Ninja Throwing Stars or Ninja Electro-Balls or show the Robo-Mantis his Ninja Sword Slice or try to rescue Debbie with a brilliantly-timed Ninja Scarf Snatch, but….

But he’d stumbled and frozen when he’d heard her cry his name because she’d been looking at him—at the Ninja—as she’d called out to him, too preoccupied with doing so to dodge the robot, and then he’d just watched as she’d been grabbed and taken away, her scream still ringing in his ears as he tried to get his feet to run so he could follow and catch up and—

“I’m coming,” he promised, as much to himself as to her, before he broke into a sprint.

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For disability pride month (and the rest of the year) here's a shout out to

- people who have to take "scary" meds like antipsychotics, tranquilizers, schizo meds, lithium, opioids, and steroids because they're the only things that work

-people taking medicinal drugs that may be illegal in some areas

-people who have to get dangerous procedures and treatments

-people who will literally die without their meds and can't stop taking them

-people who can't afford their meds or their meds are so expensive it puts them in poverty

- people whose meds cause undesirable side effects

-people whose meds cause them to be immunocompromised

-people whose meds damage their bodies, but improve general quality of life enough that it's worth it

-people who get told to get off their meds constantly by people other than their doctors (or their doctors didn't want to put them on the med bc they're "too young")

-people who can't take medicine other than ibuprofen or Tylenol due to allergies, interactions, etc.

-people who are addicted to their medicine and don't want to stop taking it

-people who are addicted and want to stop taking their meds

-people still suffering from unforeseen side effects that still affect them even though they got off the meds

Our relationships with our medicines/treatments are complicated and no one body is ever exactly the same. Please be respectful of people's choices and feelings about their meds.

Donald: Let’s just recap. You *steal* my boat. I *don’t* have you arrested. I invite you into my home. I teach you about the joys of sculpting. I’m forced to wait an hour for BAGELS I DIDN’T EVEN WANT! And then I come home to find you *chewing* on my honorary niece’s face!

Lena: We were kissing.

Donald: Guilty!

Possible idea for my au

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So, everyone knows that Dipper made a deal with Bill, agreeing to be his puppet, right? But I haven’t seen many people delve into how exactly it happened, especially with the hints we got from The Book of Bill.

Dipper never actually called off the deal, and Bill kept his end of it, so… what now?

I like to think that when Dipper first touched the book, something slipped through—a part of Bill found its way into his mind. Why wouldn’t it? We saw that Bill was cracked, barely held together by some strange blue energy. So, what if a piece of Bill actually slipped into Dipper’s mind?

This idea opens up so many possibilities. What would Bill do? Would he try to manipulate Dipper into bringing him back, or slowly try to turn him to his side? Or would he make Dipper so paranoid that he’d start isolating himself, believing his friends would be safer without him?

I want to see a Dipper whose mind is slipping, so paranoid that his friends start to worry. A Dipper who prefers to be alone, pushing people away to protect them. His friends would try to do everything they could to keep him sane, to stop him from spiraling, but it won’t be enough to keep him from keeping his distance.

Imagine a Dipper scouring the country, searching for ways to keep Bill at bay. A Dipper who learns magic to ward off Bill’s influence. A Dipper who takes to the road, desperate to find anything that can keep Bill locked away.

A Dipper who whispers to himself, over and over, that he won’t end up like Ford.

I don’t know, this idea opens up so many possibilities. I just wanted to share it with you all. What do you think?

Concept: magic school drama with one of those goofy house systems where the protagonist gets assigned to what is widely regarded as the boring house for boring people, and their central emotional conflict revolves around trying to prove they're Not So Ordinary After All™; eventually their efforts lead them to accidentally discover that the school is actually some sort of wildly unethical human experiment, and the reason their house is the boring one is that it's the control group.

Archivist #1: We're still not over what he did to those overgrown lizards! Luz: Lizards? You mean dragons? Archivist #2: Uh, no... Luz? Do you know that whole "dinosaurs going extinct" thing? Luz: Yeah... *The Archivists pause and roll their eyes in the Collector's direction. Luz's eyes widen* Luz: That was YOU?! *The Archivists nod in unison* Archivist #3: All because we said he couldn't have the last cookie. Collector: *blows a raspberry, then folds their arms and pouts*

Dewey: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Violet: Mind your language!

Dewey: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Violet:

Dewey: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Jason: I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.

Jason: Mar'i, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you??