Gosalyn: So, Boyd And Lena.

Della, to Dewey: My son.

Launchpad: Our son.

*Soviet Union anthem begins to play*

Dewey : Hey Lena, wanna third wheel on my date with Gosalyn tomorrow?

Lena: Sure.

Dewey : Webby! Wanna third wheel on my date with Gosalyn tomorrow?

Webby: Sure.

Dewey : Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Lena &Webby: ...

Gosalyn : Dewey ...

if you want to help, stay off of ao3 for the time being. The attackers are ddos-ing the website and the fewer server pings we add, the easier it will be for ao3 to fix.

UPDATE: While the organization claiming responsibility for the attack claims it is for "LGBTQ and NSFW content", ao3 has said that this is likely not the actual reason.

The Archivists 🌞

This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 

Dewey , very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Gosalyn : *half asleep* Dewey , this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.

Gosalyn: Dewey, please calm down.

Dewey: I asked for two large fries! Dewey: *dumps fries onto table*

Dewey: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!