Dewey: When I Said You Should Try Being Friendlier This Isn't What I Meant.

Gosalyn: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Dewey: Even better!

Gosalyn: What the fuck did you-

Dewey: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

Uncle scrooge what does the red blinking light on the plane mean launchpad and mom never really told me on an unrelated note the left wing is on fire=)

Uncle scrooge im gonna take the plane for a ride with gosalyn we'll be back by dinner

(Ps this is dewey im on an alt account

Ok lad but don't be late and don't get into trouble like last time!

If you crash the plane your out of the will :)

Huey: {groaning, clearly struggling with a heavy crate}

Louie: Man, he’s really struggling with that thing. Looks pretty heavy.

Huey: {continues to struggle}

Dewey: I can’t sit here and watch this. I’m gonna go give him some help.

Dewey: {goes over to Huey} Lift with your legs! {double snaps and thumbs up, walks back}

Louie: Awww, you’re a good brother.

Dewey: It’s what I dew.

Sorry about my last ask but can you do kangham with the word taken

Some part of Randy was aware that he should move, toss out some Ninja Throwing Stars or Ninja Electro-Balls or show the Robo-Mantis his Ninja Sword Slice or try to rescue Debbie with a brilliantly-timed Ninja Scarf Snatch, but….

But he’d stumbled and frozen when he’d heard her cry his name because she’d been looking at him—at the Ninja—as she’d called out to him, too preoccupied with doing so to dodge the robot, and then he’d just watched as she’d been grabbed and taken away, her scream still ringing in his ears as he tried to get his feet to run so he could follow and catch up and—

“I’m coming,” he promised, as much to himself as to her, before he broke into a sprint.

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Dewey and Webby: Our true strength is our confidence and our friendship.

Louie and Violet: Our true strength is our ability to succeed without hiding behind facades.

Huey: my true strength is going straight up rabies-feral while lena cheers me on from the sidelines

Gosalyn: My hands are cold.

Dewey: Here, let me hold them.

Gosalyn: My lips are cold too.

Dewey: *covers Gosalyn's mouth with their hand*

Lena: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Gosalyn: I like you.