Huey, Talking To Boyd: Well Boyd, Whenever I’m About To Do Something, I Think ‘would Dewey Do That?’

Dewey: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Gosalyn : ...what happened?

Dewey: I made a VERY bad mistake.

i respect any opinion but unfollow if you are biphobic transphobi queerphobic or any phobic

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

Would you write another kangham with the words first also thanks for writing these they are helping feed my maladaptive daydreaming

“I accepted all your excuses at first,” Debbie said carefully, even though Randy was looking increasingly uncomfortable, “but they’re getting more and more ridiculous. Why don’t you trust me?”

“Promise me it stays between us first, or I can’t tell you anything,” Randy said immediately, and Debbie winced; the reputation that proceeded her was not unfounded—especially when she was already wondering why Randy had said or I can’t tell you anything, because what would make him say that if he wasn’t being threatened and trying to keep her safe, and if that were the case, who was threatening him and why?—but it hurt that he thought she’d put a good story above him.

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The Collector: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down.

The Archivists: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kid’s cartoon?

The Collector: I’m saying that “We all are going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.

Gosalyn: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?

Webby: I thought the animals might be lonely.

Huey: {groaning, clearly struggling with a heavy crate}

Louie: Man, he’s really struggling with that thing. Looks pretty heavy.

Huey: {continues to struggle}

Dewey: I can’t sit here and watch this. I’m gonna go give him some help.

Dewey: {goes over to Huey} Lift with your legs! {double snaps and thumbs up, walks back}

Louie: Awww, you’re a good brother.

Dewey: It’s what I dew.

Jason: I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.

Jason: Mar'i, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you??

Gosalyn : Dewey ... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Dewey : *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Gosalyn : Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable

Uncle scrooge im gonna take the plane for a ride with gosalyn we'll be back by dinner

(Ps this is dewey im on an alt account

Ok lad but don't be late and don't get into trouble like last time!

If you crash the plane your out of the will :)

Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.