Dewey: Just So Everyone Knows, Don't Ever Try To Climb A Tree At Night Carrying A Strobe Light, Owls

Dewey: *is throwing stones at Gosalyn 's window*

Gosalyn : You have a phone for a reason, Dewey! *THUD*

Gosalyn : DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

bruce uses his Dad Nicknames when he’s exhausted. Some examples to explain what I mean:

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“Damian, baby, kiddo, please drop that sword.”

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“Cassandra, my only daughter, my sweetheart, if you could just stop for one short moment.”

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“Dick, my first born, my rock, get off the chandelier.”

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“Jay, lad, you’re driving your old man insane, chum.”

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“Brilliant, brilliant Tim, please go to sleep.”

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“Stephanie, honey, you don’t even fucking live here.”

Gosalyn : *sees someone doing something stupid*

Gosalyn : What an idiot.

Gosalyn : *realizes it's Dewey*

Gosalyn : Wait, that's MY idiot!

So a thing to note I ended up changing direction halfway through and decided to overhaul quite a bit of what I have planned the fic will mostly stay but will be rewritten d may not be updated for a while

Enjoy the one shots I have for now

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62625643

I have currently been posting and writing a gravity falls x star vs the forces of evil fic I forgot to post here so I decided to make this post about things you should know about it

10 things you should know

1. Show characters

While they make cameos from time to time dipper would be the only character in the fic on the other hand many of the svtfoe characters will appear

2. Setting

The fic is set in echo Creek if you haven't already guessed

3. Main characters

It may be a bit random but the main POVs will be Dipper and Janna

4. canon and headcanon

It will be a mix of both as while both shows still happen in canon of my fic there will be headcanons galore and characters may act once depending on some headcanons

5. Warnings

While it isn't there yet the fic will involve some issues such as trauma that the characters have been through

6. Timeline

It will be set 3 years after the end of Gravity falls and a year after the ending of svtfoe

7. Cameos

As I've said before gravity falls characters will cameo here there are also characters from a few shows that'll pop up in this universe I'm making

8. Easter eggs

This fic contains a plethora of them so I hope you all have fun guessing what they are

9. codes and such

Sorry to break it to you folks but I'm not that great at making or hiding codes so there won't be any at all in this fic

10. First time

If the fic does seem a bit rough around the edges it's because it's the first one I've ever written so I'll probably make mistakes on the characterization

And that's all I hope you enjoy the chapters I've written so far I'll be back soon

Can you write another fowlkangham with the word confession

Theresa had gone white and had listed to lean on Debbie, whose disbelief and betrayal was written all over her face. Randy couldn’t really blame them; for all that he’d imagined telling them, he hadn’t thought his confession would come like this.

He pulled the note written in Debbie’s handwriting away from Theresa’s limp fingers, setting the damning evidence between them before reaching out to grasp their hands and plastering a smile on his face before saying, “So, turns out, no one’s supposed to know who the Ninja is, but uh, no one can hide a story from Debbie forever, y’know?”

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June: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Lena: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having June for dinner.

Gosalyn : What is wrong with you people?

Webby: Shut up, chocolate.

Concept: magic school drama with one of those goofy house systems where the protagonist gets assigned to what is widely regarded as the boring house for boring people, and their central emotional conflict revolves around trying to prove they're Not So Ordinary After All™; eventually their efforts lead them to accidentally discover that the school is actually some sort of wildly unethical human experiment, and the reason their house is the boring one is that it's the control group.

Leona's post is here.

Her YT video is here.

Please spread Leona's story, and her evidence, as much as you can. She has a mountain of evidence proving Bethesda/Zenimax a hostile work environment for trans women, and she deserves to be heard and to receive justice for being forced out of her job.

Appreciation Post for the Tales of Arcadia Teachers:

These guys are amazing, and hilarious. Not only were they willing to beat the ever loving crap out of evil trolls to protect their town and students, they’re also just decent people. 

Coach may push kids hard, but he means well. He’s also trying so hard to be a good stepdad to Steve and just make sure that kid is living his best life. Plus it’s implied Steve’s former dad was an abusive a-hole, so the fact that coach was willing to be there for Steve in the first place is just so sweet. He also doesn’t push kids beyond their limits, to me it seems like he really wants them to be fit and healthy.

Ms. Janeth encourages kids to join the arts and do what they love, she also takes no racism. Did you see that look she gave that racist jerk in 3Below? She was ready to throw hands and much more. She also seems to grade honestly and not to be a jerk, so she is actually teaching the kids something and isn’t the ‘mean, cartoon teacher from hell’. 

and oh my god Señor Uhl. God bless this man. He may be seriously tough on kids with assignments and such, but he takes no racist garbage and will take in a kid in trouble. When Aja explained how they had to flee their own home and how their parents had become badly injured, he INSTANTLY turned into papa bear mode. Not only that, Uhl thinks their parents are the blanks, so when they said their parents were hurt badly, to me it seemed like Uhl interpreted it as their parents having a form of mental damage and he just wanted to help them even more. And that hug he gave Aja to comfort her? Like, he didn’t do a ‘I sympathize buuut’, he did a straight up ‘I understand and you will never suffer again under my care so long as I breathe.’ Respect this man. Respect these teachers.