Latest Posts by looks-golden - Page 4

reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

Boyd and HDL

-been thinking about how Boyd's story was heavily influenced by the connections he's made between 2/3 triplets

-When we first meet Boyd he's under Mark Beaks influence

-we think that Beaks made him because of how similar they look being based on the same species as bird (this is later to be revealed as a red herring)

-Beaks changed his programming so he genuinely believed that he is his biological child

-Louie once realizing that Beaks was cheating with a robot he makes it so Boyd malfunctions to reveal the truth

-Louie made it so Boyd was restarted and went back to his own original programming and began to start being his own person again. He also made it so he had his own home and family with the Drakes no longer under the control of Doofus.

-from their Boyd was able to slowly rediscover himself and explore his interests like joining the junior woodchucks

-basically Louie helped the ball rolling with Boyd becoming his own person

-Then as a woodchuck Boyd was able to make friends with Huey the first person his age he felt an honest and close bond with

-Huey helped him clear up his memories of his past, befriend Fenton and reconnect with Gyro after all these years apart

-that makes me wonder if there was scraped plans for Dewey to befriend and help Boyd with his journey of self discovery?

-I'm imagining with Boyd also wanted to be a hero again like Gizmoduck but be one in his own way unlike how he was trained in the past

-I could see both Gyro and Fenton being nervous about him being a hero due to his past and wanting him to be safe and a normal kid with no hero responsibilities

-so maybe Dewey sees this and is like "I know another hero who can help guide you" and he takes him to Darkwing and Launchpad to teach him in how to be a hero

-I can totally see Boyd realizing that even though he's buildt with all this cool tech and powers that he doesn't want to go down the traditional superhero path

-instead he helps with things like safety, picking up collateral damage that heroes and villains cause while fighting, making sure civilians are safe and away from danger while heroes are fighting. He only really steps up and takes down villains when it is necessary or help was requested.

-Maybe that's how Boyd meets and connects with Gos before the series finale

-that also makes me wonder about how if they had time to explore Gos, Dewey's and Boyd's dynamic. I think that Boyd would have been the closest thing to Honker and Gos in the OG DW. But like less shy and more worried and he'd keep Dewey and Gos's recklessness grounded.

Dewey and Webby: Our true strength is our confidence and our friendship.

Louie and Violet: Our true strength is our ability to succeed without hiding behind facades.

Huey: my true strength is going straight up rabies-feral while lena cheers me on from the sidelines

op where is the no dad at all

reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

Uncle scrooge what does the red blinking light on the plane mean launchpad and mom never really told me on an unrelated note the left wing is on fire=)

Uncle scrooge im gonna take the plane for a ride with gosalyn we'll be back by dinner

(Ps this is dewey im on an alt account

Ok lad but don't be late and don't get into trouble like last time!

If you crash the plane your out of the will :)

Uncle scrooge im gonna take the plane for a ride with gosalyn we'll be back by dinner

(Ps this is dewey im on an alt account

Ok lad but don't be late and don't get into trouble like last time!

If you crash the plane your out of the will :)

Bruce: i’m having a baby

Dick: that’s gre-

Bruce, slamming adoption papers onto the table: it’s you, sign here

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

RING YOUR BELLS, GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM. RAISE YOUR SLEEPY HEADS! RISE, AS OUR SUMMER HATH FINALLY BEGUN! OUR FAVORITE OLD MENS’ BIRTHDAY AND OUR 11th ANNIVERSARY NEAR ON THE HORIZON!

TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR FAMILY! IT’S TIME WE BEGIN OUR YEARLY STINT OF OBSESSING OVER TRAUMATIZED DRAWINGS!

RISE, FANDOM, RISE!

I am determined to make the summer of 2023 Next Summer. We are making it the Next Summer you hear me?? THIS IS NEXT SUMMER.

We rise at dawn, my friends.

RING YOUR BELLS, GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM. RAISE YOUR SLEEPY HEADS! RISE, AS OUR SUMMER HATH FINALLY BEGUN! OUR FAVORITE OLD MENS’ BIRTHDAY AND OUR 11th ANNIVERSARY NEAR ON THE HORIZON!

TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR FAMILY! IT’S TIME WE BEGIN OUR YEARLY STINT OF OBSESSING OVER TRAUMATIZED DRAWINGS!

RISE, FANDOM, RISE!

I am determined to make the summer of 2023 Next Summer. We are making it the Next Summer you hear me?? THIS IS NEXT SUMMER.

We rise at dawn, my friends.

Marcy’s corrupted name is Darcy right?

Cool.

So when do Sasha and Anne get corrupted and get called Stormy and Icy?

Dewey duck headcanons

● Dewey knows how to cook not gourmet level cooking bucomfortjng homecooked meals he learned from Donald

● in highschool dewey basically pulls a troy bolton and joins both the basketball team and the musical and glee club

● Dewey builds his own plane to fly

● During one of their adventures dewey gains a sword and just becomes something he brings along everywhere and becomes a fairly decent swordfighter

● Dewey got to keep the sandals of hermes from Storkules and fight with it during adventures

Thats all for now

I just thought of something- Think about this, The Lego Movie, but with Dewey as Emmett and Gosalyn as Wyldstyle! I was watching a scene of The Lego Movie where Emmett and Wyldstyle were having a moment together, and my mind just IMMEDIATELY smacked me with "But what if it was Dewey & Gosalyn?!" I don't think it's a terrible AU idea-

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

Teen!Lily: (wearing a feather hat) We have been grounded by the great goddess Mom! We must appease her with a sacrifice before her wrath grows too strong!

Percy & Maddi: (cooking a rotisserie chicken over a barbeque pit in the backyard while chanting) SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!

Anne: (glaring at Sasha & Marcy) ... talk. To. Our. Children.

Sasha: (gulps) Yes, dear.

Marcy: We're on it.

Meanwhile the neighbors watching from the window/backyard: *sigh* I gotta move back to the city…at least it’s a lot less weirder than here…

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

Discovery is Killing Cartoon Network

This is a crime against art.  In fact, it’s a LOT of crimes against art.  For the love of God, be outraged.

Reblog if you believe trans rights are human rights.

Bunch of Ducktales incorrect quotes

Violet: So, Dewey is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Gosalyn : Why?

Violet: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Dewey, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Violet: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Actually Violet, it’s salt. Violet: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Uh Violet, that would be salt.

Gosalyn : *takes salt packer from Violet* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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Lena: Nothing in life is free.

Violet: Love is free.

Huey : Knowledge is free.

Dewey: Friendship is free.

Gosalyn : Self-respect is free.

Webby: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: ...

Huey : Webby, that's illegal-

Lena: No, let them finish!

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Gosalyn : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Violet: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Huey : Drunk.

Dewey: Wasted.

Lena: Dead.

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Dewey: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Huey : So you're just gonna wait until Gosalyn is in danger and save them?

Dewey: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.

Huey : ...

Huey : You're insane.

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Lena: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Gosalyn: Why?

Lena: Dewey fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Louie: Huey doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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Webby: Where the devil is Lena?

Dewey: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?

Gosalyn: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Louie: Look guys, I need help.

Gosalyn: Love help?

Webby: Financial help?

Violet: Emotional help?

Lena: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Lena*

Lena: What?

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Webby: I can't believe you've done this.....

Lena: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Webby, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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*Dewey is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*

Dewey: Clear orange juice?

Dewey: Oh, it's empty.

Huey, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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Dewey: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Gosalyn a little bit.

Webby, holding Dewey's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Dewey: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Webby: My mistake.

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*Lena is casually searching around the room*

Gosalyn: Hey Lena, what’re you looking for?

Lena: My will to live.

*Webby walks into the room*

Lena: Oh, there it is.

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Donald: Let’s just recap. You *steal* my boat. I *don’t* have you arrested. I invite you into my home. I teach you about the joys of sculpting. I’m forced to wait an hour for BAGELS I DIDN’T EVEN WANT! And then I come home to find you *chewing* on my honorary niece’s face!

Lena: We were kissing.

Donald: Guilty!

another bunch of dewelyn and weblena incorrect quotes

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Lena: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Webby: Um...Neat. *later*

Webby, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Dewey. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Dewey, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Webby. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Gosalyn confessed their love for me?

Webby: Didn't you thank them?

Dewey: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.

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Dewey: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!

Gosalyn : Ok, Dewey, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?

Dewey: 1917. Gosalyn : ...You're ready.

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Lena: The first time Webby opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

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Lena: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Webby: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

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Dewey: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.

Gosalyn : Why are you telling me this, I don't care.

Gosalyn , right after Dewey leaves the room: I miss them already.

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Gosalyn : You’re an idiot.

Dewey: That’s the charm.

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Dewey: All snacks are gone.

Gosalyn : I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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Hey hi if you’re an active ducktales or darkwing fan artist/writer/creator can you do me a favor and drop a like or reblog on this post? I need more of the blorbos back on my dash

bunch of dewelyn and weblena incorrect quotes

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• Lena: Why is Gosalyn crying on the floor?

• Webby: They're drunk.

• Lena: And?

• Webby: They saw a picture of Dewey's spouse.

• Lena: But they're Dewey's spouse.

• Webby: I know. =================================

• Gosalyn: We need a way to lure in new customers?

• Dewey: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

• Webby: Lena bath water.

• Lena: ABSOLUTELY NOT! =================================

• Gosalyn: Damn, the power went out.

• Dewey: Don’t worry, I got this.

• Dewey: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

• Gosalyn: What-?

• Dewey: I swallowed a glow stick!

• Gosalyn, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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• Webby: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

• Dewey: Eyy, homie!

• Gosalyn: But then there's cootie...

• Lena: Die. =================================• Dewey: Don’t mansplain this to me!

• Gosalyn: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

• Dewey: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does! =================================

• Gosalyn: Any advice before Lena and I fight?

• Dewey: Don’t wet yourself in public.

• Gosalyn: Not the kind of advice I was looking for! =================================

• Gosalyn: *closes a cabinet*

• *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*

• Dewey: What was that?

• Gosalyn: The sound of someone else's problem. =================================

• Gosalyn: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

• Dewey: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

• Gosalyn: Holy moly- =================================

• Gosalyn: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Dewey, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

• Dewey: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death. =================================

Appreciation Post for the Tales of Arcadia Teachers:

These guys are amazing, and hilarious. Not only were they willing to beat the ever loving crap out of evil trolls to protect their town and students, they’re also just decent people. 

Coach may push kids hard, but he means well. He’s also trying so hard to be a good stepdad to Steve and just make sure that kid is living his best life. Plus it’s implied Steve’s former dad was an abusive a-hole, so the fact that coach was willing to be there for Steve in the first place is just so sweet. He also doesn’t push kids beyond their limits, to me it seems like he really wants them to be fit and healthy.

Ms. Janeth encourages kids to join the arts and do what they love, she also takes no racism. Did you see that look she gave that racist jerk in 3Below? She was ready to throw hands and much more. She also seems to grade honestly and not to be a jerk, so she is actually teaching the kids something and isn’t the ‘mean, cartoon teacher from hell’. 

and oh my god Señor Uhl. God bless this man. He may be seriously tough on kids with assignments and such, but he takes no racist garbage and will take in a kid in trouble. When Aja explained how they had to flee their own home and how their parents had become badly injured, he INSTANTLY turned into papa bear mode. Not only that, Uhl thinks their parents are the blanks, so when they said their parents were hurt badly, to me it seemed like Uhl interpreted it as their parents having a form of mental damage and he just wanted to help them even more. And that hug he gave Aja to comfort her? Like, he didn’t do a ‘I sympathize buuut’, he did a straight up ‘I understand and you will never suffer again under my care so long as I breathe.’ Respect this man. Respect these teachers.

dewelyn headcanons

• Dewey cooks gosalyn meals whenever he visits St Canard

• Gosalyn, for the life of her, can't cook and resorts to take out

• Dewey holds her hand whenever they take walks in the park

• Gosalyn taught dwwey how to skateboard

• Dewey takes gosalyn to dates under the stars

• Gosalyn takes dewey to hockey games for dates

Help me be productive!

So I’m trying to work on a couple of ducktales AUs and content for them, but I’m reallllly bad at getting myself to focus. So for every like I get on this post, I’ll work for 5 minutes. For every comment/reblog I get, I’ll work for 10 minutes. I’ve also posted this to Reddit & TikTok. Do your thing Internet!

TikTok- queer.in.a.cornfield

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Reddit- u/cartoonsncafeine

another bunch of incorrect ducktales quotes

Gosalyn: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Dewey: This is a lie.

Dewey: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Dewey: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Louie: Huey said its my turn with the brain cell.

Dewey: Square up.

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Honkers: And what do I get out of this?

Gosalyn : I will give you a dollar.

Honkers: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Gosalyn : How bout two dollars?

Honkers: You got yourself a deal.

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Gosalyn : I'm very scary.

Drake: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Gosalyn : Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Drake: And small.

Gosalyn :

Gosalyn : ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Lena: I’m here for the cult stuff.

Honkers: How did you find us?

Lena: I saw your ad on craigslist.

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May, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

June: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later*

June: Here you go.

May:

June:

Dewey: Why am I here?

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Boyd: Would never stab anyone.

May: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Dewey: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Webby: Would stab without warning.

Gosalyn : Would stab as a warning.

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Gosalyn : There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dewey way.

Honkers: Isn't that the wrong way?

Gosalyn : Yes, but it's faster.

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Dewey: Are you reading fan fiction?

Honkers, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.

Dewey: Oh, is it on AO3?

Honkers: This is CNN.

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Lena: What are you in the mood for?

Webby: World domination.

Lena: That's a bit ambitious.

Webby: You are my world.

Lena: Aww...

Webby:

Lena:

Webby:

Lena: OH.

=================================Violet: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.

May: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.

Violet: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?

June: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

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Doofus: Count me in!

Violet: Who the hell are you?! Doofus: Oh, you know my sibling! They worked at Wendy's.

Violet: Oh yeah, Boyd! How are they doing?

Doofus: Oh yeah, not too good. They've been dead for the past month.

Dewey: What the hell, they didn't tell us!

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Huey, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

June: But Huey, we don't smoke.

Huey: Cut the crap, June. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Huey: *points at Dewey* One! *points at Louie* Two! *points at Webby* Three! *points at Gosalyn * Four! *points at June* Five!

Huey: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!

Gosalyn : *puts a cigarrette in Huey's hand*

Huey: Thank you. ...Light? The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

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Doofus: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Webby: Get two more chairs.

Dewey: Cut each chair in half to make six.

Violet: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Gosalyn : I would never be near children.

Lena: Get rid of two kids.

=================================Webby: *yawns*

Lena: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Webby: Then you must be exhuasted.

May: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Lena: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Webby: I saw you.

Lena: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of June in a turkey costume.

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Lena: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Gosalyn : Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Lena: But pink.

May: And it's hot.

Lena: PINK! =================================

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Lena: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad... =================================

bunch of incorrect ducktales quotes

June, throwing their head into Doofus's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Doofus, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Huey: Your smile? It makes my day.

Violet: Your happiness? I live for that.

June: A room? Get one.

Dewey: Hotel? Trivago.

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Doofus: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Dewey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

May: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Dewey: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Lena: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Dewey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Gosalyn : Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

Violet: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

Gosalyn : Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

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Louie: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Webby: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!