Latest Posts by bisexualmothmanfan - Page 5
Gotta celebrate the assassination of a long dead emperor on the 15th, but I'm free on the 16th
the radio says "you make my dreams come true", my headphones say "i am god's mistake" karina of drawfee says "every time we kiss i swear i could fly"
listening to a art youtube video out loud and sad country music on my headphones and upbeat pop music on the radio all at once and also writing this tumblr post
listening to a art youtube video out loud and sad country music on my headphones and upbeat pop music on the radio all at once and also writing this tumblr post
i shouldn’t be “at the club” i should be high at the laundromat
dragon melting glass in its mouth and blowing bubbles with it
wait thats a bong
they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out
they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out
some bastard is on my fav anxiety attack staircase
it sucks that i have to lay in bed and wait till i fall asleep. i should be able to simply keep going until i pass out with no negative consequences
every now and then i think about the middle aged man i saw stripped down to his underwear in a laundromat with those big glass shop windows facing a very crowded street. the confidence...the efficiency...the dangerous flirting with a charge of public indecency. i simply have to respect it
mob from mob psycho 100 was in my dream and i told him i liked the cardigan he was wearing, called him a little guy, and patted his head
right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.
tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.
this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.
if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.
it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them
i just died and was reborn anew and yet no christians have approached me and welcomed me as their new lord and savior which is honestly good as i do not want to be a lord and savior however the hypocrisy bothers me
it's miku day!!!! here's a bacterial contamination miku fanart, i <3 this song
watched the fly (1986) last night (twas great) and did some sketches, DAMN jeff goldblum is pretty holy shit
every day i resist the urge to chime into stranger’s conversations but man is it hard sometimes
An embroidery of the web version of the Merriam-Webster definition of embroidery.
i watched one where a team made just a big box on wheels that looked like a building and labelled it "children's hospital for recovering children" and when the the other bots fought it a bunch of little child dolls fell out. they said their active weapon was psychological torture. and they fucking won!
competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment
also it’s always like “hey im jessica, this is my baby, his name is chainsaw slasher, he is made of titanium, spinning blades, and fire. i love him dearly” vs “im karter, this is my vile creation, it’s called princess pinky sparkles the kitten bot, it is covered in rinestones and throws glitter at its oponents, god hates me for creating it but is too afraid to challenge me.” and then princess pinky sparkles the kitten bot demolishes chainsaw slasher while both the creators watch with glee
competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment
competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment
soooo tempted to learn woodworking, learn barrel making, modify that skill and make a butter churn, learn to churn butter, and finally- make butter. i should practice my metalwork too for the barrel probably
Hi yes so ever since Miku dropped on Fortnite my obsession was reignited. This drawing it inspired by a email I got from GoodSmileCompany about a new Miku Noodle Stopper figure. I thought Miku sleeping in Ramen would be so cute so I hope you guys like!
fuck this shit.
baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎
baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎
i reakon if you stabbed me with a guitar lead and plugged the other end into an amp i could make some pretty funky sounds
they call me the riddler the way im riddled with guilt