Wait Thats A Bong

im like if an elderly man was barely a legal adult. im always complaining about back pain and being eccentric and walking off injuries instead of going to the doctor and using weird sayings and getting annoyed when people interrupt my daily rituals. but also i need to lie about my age on US alcohol websites

If I didn't like being on the internet so much, I think I would have liked to be a sailor

honestly i might be feeling depressed but i cant focus on that if im busy testing the water quality of local rivers

“As Céline Dion is trending, take a minute to remember her namesake, the endangered solenodon”

— New Scientist

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

spices shouodlynt be migraine triggers, like come on dude, garlic is dear my wife and chilli is my other dear wife, we have a beautiful polygamous romance, i love them both so much and i show them that every day.. and yet now they ail me??? in myt time of need??? the logical problem of evil argues tfhat if god is kind, all powerful, and aall knowing, then there shouldnt be so much bad in this world. my beautiful, wonderful, incredible wives turn on me so cruelly and i find the argument rings true

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

6 hours; 2 of those were spent on this hair

more: parker / eliot

everyone talks about Neo and Trinity being Trans, but no one talks about Mouse. Mouse is 100% the blueprint for so many Trans Men I know and seen. Even when he's in the Matrix, everyone is walking around in sick ass leather clothing or a full 3 piece suit as what they think is the coolest shit they can wear and what's Mouse wearing, a fucking Blazer and a graphic T, do I need to say more, I love him.

Here ya go sport, go wild