Every Now And Then I Think About The Middle Aged Man I Saw Stripped Down To His Underwear In A Laundromat
every now and then i think about the middle aged man i saw stripped down to his underwear in a laundromat with those big glass shop windows facing a very crowded street. the confidence...the efficiency...the dangerous flirting with a charge of public indecency. i simply have to respect it
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why did we make moaning sexual....can a guy not writhe in pain in peace....
i should be able to oil all the joints my body if they are creaky but alas the mind is willing but the flesh is weak
thank you i shall treasure it.
no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.
baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎
i should make milk jelly to satisfy my glue drinking desires
hoes (small shards of metal) want me (imbed themselves in my hands)
also it’s always like “hey im jessica, this is my baby, his name is chainsaw slasher, he is made of titanium, spinning blades, and fire. i love him dearly” vs “im karter, this is my vile creation, it’s called princess pinky sparkles the kitten bot, it is covered in rinestones and throws glitter at its oponents, god hates me for creating it but is too afraid to challenge me.” and then princess pinky sparkles the kitten bot demolishes chainsaw slasher while both the creators watch with glee
competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment
@leathercircuits you are the realest motherfucker of them all
alt-right people love talking about being red-pilled as if the matrix wasn't every 4rd grader's bisexual awakening. like okay sure, if you're sooooo red-pilled why dont you want to make out with neo & trinity at the same time, like a real awakened red-pilled truth knower?
