I Watched One Where A Team Made Just A Big Box On Wheels That Looked Like A Building And Labelled It

Kyaaaa cronenburg miku so kyuuuute

hey babe, heard you like pathetic men. well i just accidentally spilled a glass of water down my front then instantly burst into tears. yes im available

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

i miss getting scam calls and messages from actual people. i used to be able to pretend to be a deeply confused lonely old man, now its all robots. who will jerry talk to now...

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

i dont have "resting bitch face" my resting facial expression is somewhere between the prom scene in carrie (1979) and that of a hare about to be hit by a truck.

i made my sister a fursona and mildly redesigned mine :) she's the purple angel cat and im the tasmanian devil, together we are silly little creatures :3

every now and then i think about the middle aged man i saw stripped down to his underwear in a laundromat with those big glass shop windows facing a very crowded street. the confidence...the efficiency...the dangerous flirting with a charge of public indecency. i simply have to respect it

Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)