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my personal enemy and my dentist (seperate people)

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

just remembered i had a dream last night where i was being chased by a murderer who looked really familiar and at some point he said “im going to get you” but in a really campy voice and then he almost stabbed me and as i barely missed the blade i screamed “ARE YOU TIM CURRY?” and he was and i spent the rest of the dream running away from him to avoid getting killed while screaming how i was a really big fan and i loved his work

hey what about the cool things you know /genq

thank you so much for asking!!! i couldn’t decide what one to say so here’s three cool things i know

1. silphium is the name of an ancestor of the modern vegetable, fennel. it was used as a birth-control in ancient rome, but was driven to extinction, mostly due to being grazed upon by livestock. you also may hear some claims that it was a perfect magical side-effect free wonder-plant, but that’s just speculation and should not be taken as accurate. it’s still really cool to me though, it was so important to the time that it appeared on coins like this one ⬇️

2. the slow loris is the only venomous primate. its venom is a combination of the the more mild venom in its saliva and the more intense venom that it secretes from its forearms, it licks its forearms to create more intense than either of them. if a slow loris was to bite your hand it would hurt like hell and make your arm go numb, in some cases it has been known to kill, though mostly bc of anaphylactic shock. they also have no tail which makes them look really silly to me, little fella below ⬇️

3. moons of jupiter are named after jupiter/zeus’s children (and/)or lovers. there are 57 named moons (excluding names like “jupiter LIV" bc come on that doesnt count) and 97 confirmed moons in total. you can tell which moons are retrograde bc they end in “e”. prograde moons will end in “a” or “o”. the 4 largest of the moons are called the galilean moons bc galileo observed them, they are the most well known ones. those four are io, callisto, ganymede, and europa. i like europa bc it has a frozen over ocean and was the first one i ever learned about so here’s a picture of that below, mostly to fulfil my desire for consistency ⬇️

also keep in mind this was all of the top of my head, i double checked some things but mostly i was just remembering so take it all with a grain of salt, if something seems incorrect it might be. anyway that’s some cool things :) thanks for asking!!

im so sad right now but ☝️ i also know many cool things

usidore the blue ass mf

i have no fucking idea what this means but i looked it up and it seems like that's a wizard so hell yeah i'll take it

do u think the freaky ass scientists in pacific rim gained each other's kinks after drifting in the alien brain. or are u not blessed with Sight like i am.

Hey, don't cry, 236 species of woodpecker, ok?

my question to stories with magic humans (or like elves or whatever who cares) but no magical creatures other than them (especially if the humans do not learn the magic, it is just the way they are) is WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT EVOLVE!!! ok like i KNOW it's literally magic but to me that either implies that humans spontaneously developed magic out of no where upon becoming human, which, why??? OR there are other primates with at least a little magic. im not sure which one i find more jarring but i do know which one i want to be the case. GIVE ME MAGIC APES!!!!!!!

it's called joint pain bc i could really do with a fucking joint rn

the world is full of mysteries and wonders. just now i got hit with the scent of blood, so strong and sharp that i was gagging, it then abruptly disappeared, and ill probably never know why that happened.

thank you i shall treasure it.

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

if tumblr dies you can find me acting on my best behaviour turn your back on mother nature everybody wants to rule the world

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

honestly tumblr ads may be the most relevant ads i get. on youtube im getting military propaganda, on recipe blogs im getting sketchy health advice, on tumblr im getting HIGH QUALITY STEEL TOP BENCHES and BULK DRIED GINSENG ROOT and HOW TO SEE TULIPS IN AMSTERDAM which yeah all of those things sound pretty appealing to me tbh

everyday it is me vs the devious inescapable joint pain. i call this piece "joint pain is kicking my ass" and i had to stand up and walk to scanner to post it but i just want everyone to know that i was very strong and didn't cry even a little bit. i have the knees and ankles of an elderly man.

rewatched the matrix, came to new realisations about my relationship with gender, cried for hours, did some watercolour painting, bon appetite.

Nb Neo i guess

Rewatched Matrix with friends, I traded watching this movie for Heathers)) So I've seen two cool works.

rewatched the matrix again. i think i need to go on testosterone.

everyone talks about Neo and Trinity being Trans, but no one talks about Mouse. Mouse is 100% the blueprint for so many Trans Men I know and seen. Even when he's in the Matrix, everyone is walking around in sick ass leather clothing or a full 3 piece suit as what they think is the coolest shit they can wear and what's Mouse wearing, a fucking Blazer and a graphic T, do I need to say more, I love him.

actually the message of the matrix is that if a person deadnames you then you should explode them with your mind

im on so much caffine rn bc i handed my resume to a bunch of cafes and my default formula is to get something from the cafev when i do that so it seems more genuine or sonemthing idk. but i could only think of black coffeee each time. anywsy i can hear my blood. this is like ho w. edgar allen poe died

@leathercircuits you are the realest motherfucker of them all

alt-right people love talking about being red-pilled as if the matrix wasn't every 4rd grader's bisexual awakening. like okay sure, if you're sooooo red-pilled why dont you want to make out with neo & trinity at the same time, like a real awakened red-pilled truth knower?

alt-right people love talking about being red-pilled as if the matrix wasn't every 4rd grader's bisexual awakening. like okay sure, if you're sooooo red-pilled why dont you want to make out with neo & trinity at the same time, like a real awakened red-pilled truth knower?

been in a bit of a mood lately, listening to my edgy early highschool playlists has been good though. made this after voting (im australian) but didn't colour it in until now, idk if i like this drawing but im trying to post more art and be less critical of it, plus im still working out how to draw furries

"ohhh this strange beast drains the blood of it's victims and looks like a big cat" listen im just down to believe in cryptids as the next guy, more even, but thats the description of so many "strange beasts that couldn't be any known species" at this point and not enough people are addressing the fact that BIG CATS TEND TO GO FOR THROATS, WHEN YOU PEIRCE A THROAT IT TENDS TO DRAIN BLOOD VERY FAST!!!!

^!!!!!!!

also unrelated but i love the word exsanguination, one of my favourite words of all time, along with chutzpah and pizzazz

Undead Thylacine Adopt 🧟🐾

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Let’s be shown off by mama

i made my sister a fursona and mildly redesigned mine :) she's the purple angel cat and im the tasmanian devil, together we are silly little creatures :3

fun fact vampire bats are technically venomous bc their saliva contains an anti-coagulant known as draculin that prevents blood from clotting. leeches and mosquitos also have similar functioning venoms :)